in the new John Deere mag. Customer: "I'm in the market for an exoctic pet"Pet Shop owner: "I recommend the mongoose- loyal, cuddly, and a great help if you have a snake problem."Customer: " Terrific, I'll take two mongeese...make that two mongooses... oh heck, I'll just take one mongoose and while you're at it, give me another one."
by Liz Elias2 years ago
An eager young man has landed a job as a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman. He is very encouraged by the response he's getting with his demonstrations, and continues on his route.Soon enough, he travels a bit...
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Share with us why are you happy today in less than 10 words...I'll start..I am Happy today because...."I choose to.."
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