Here's a funny joke...

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   DzyMsLizzyposted 7 years ago

   A fellow saunters into a bar and sits on a stool.  He watches the bartender doing all kinds of tricks while fixing drinks. 
   The fellow orders a whiskey and soda, and is amazed that the barkeep can toss the ice into the glass over his shoulder; pour the whiskey from well above his head, and squirt in the soda from 5 feet away.
   As he sips his drink, he watches other equally amazing performances, such as juggling the bottles for a 3-ingredient drink, sliding the glass down the counter and running to catch it just before it falls off, and so forth.
   At a lull in the customer demand, he says to the fellow, "I've been watching, and that's quite a show you put on...how on earth do you manage all those tricks?"
   The barkeep says, "I've practiced, but really, everything is so easy for me that it gets boring, so no matter what I'm doing, I have to make it a challenge."
   "Interesting," replies the customer.  "Now, if you have to make everything a challenge, I just have to wonder what..."
   "You naughty boy! I know what you're thinking," the bartender interrupts. " And the answer is, standing up: in a hammock."

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      Venkatachari Mposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Very funny and entertaining joke. Enjoyed reading it with smiles. Thanks for sharing it.

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      iantoPFposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      OK, Here's another one especially for you;
      
      A man and woman meet in a bar. After talking and a few drinks they go back to his place. As they walk in she notices that he has a collection of Teddy Bears. All carefully arranged, according to size, on shelves on the wall. She wondered why a man would have a collection of Teddy Bears but she said nothing. Soon they tore their clothes off each other and spent the night in mad, passionate love. The next morning she asked;
      "Well, how was it?"  He answered;
      "Take any prize you want from the bottom shelf."

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         DzyMsLizzyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

         Hahaha!  That's below the belt!  (pun or not--take it as you wish) 

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      kenneth averyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, Dzy! I admire your sense of real-life humor.

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   Coffeequeeenposted 7 years ago

   Lol that's a good joke.  It made me smile! 

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   MizBejabbersposted 7 years ago

   Very funny, love jokes. I wonder who comes up with these things.

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