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Valentine's Day Limericks

Updated on June 12, 2011

Valentine's Day!

You know me, I like my limericks. Here are a few original ones, sometimes cheeky, for you to write in that Valentine's Day card to accompany your gift.

The most effective Valentine's Day card message is both original and personal. Feel free to modify these limericks if you like. Happy Valentine's Day xo
The most effective Valentine's Day card message is both original and personal. Feel free to modify these limericks if you like. Happy Valentine's Day xo

Cheeky In Love

There is something I would like to say
To you, on this Valentine's Day
You make life sooo fun
My sweet honey bun
After dinner, a roll in the hay? =P

You said "yes" to a dine with fine wine!
I'm ecstatic, a woman divine
Would join me for a feed
You are all that I need
So, would you be my love, Valentine?

Valentine Romance

A teddy so cuddly and cute
A lovely champagne filled glass flute
Serenading guitars
Here, under the stars
The only thing left is to root <3

You're the sexiest ever female
U take my breath, I forget to exhale
My sweet fiancée
Please accept this bouquet
And a further surprise in the mail xo

Reminiscing / Forgiveness

You could probably use all of these limericks as Valentine's Day texts / SMS as well.

You make my heart go pitter patter
When I see you, nobody else matters
From that first silhouette
On the day we first met
I fell hard. Sweaty palms, nervous chatter!

I'm spilling my heart through my pen
I can't bear not to see you again
So very remorseful
I will not be forceful
Can we maybe start over as friends?

For Him

You're my man and I love you so much
Love your smell, love your soft gentle touch
You make me want you more
When you're mopping the floor,
Cooking dinner, doing dishes and such!

Limericks For All Occasions

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    • marcofratelli profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Australia

      Thanks Sophieanne1213 - I hope you have a smashing, romantic Valentine's Day!

    • Sophieanne1213 profile image


      8 years ago

      Hi, nice hub. I'm so excited for Valentine's day =)

    • marcofratelli profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Australia

      Thanks drbj, I just read those - brilliant!

    • drbj profile image

      drbj and sherry 

      8 years ago from south Florida

      Great linmericks, Marco - a practically lost art form. And thanks to your Valentine odes, I composed some for people one hates.

    • marcofratelli profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Australia

      Cheers Earnest! I knew you'd appreciate my cheek! lol

    • earnestshub profile image


      8 years ago from Melbourne Australia

      A nice hub Marco, you know I love your limericks!


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