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Valentine's Day Limericks
You know me, I like my limericks. Here are a few original ones, sometimes cheeky, for you to write in that Valentine's Day card to accompany your gift.
Cheeky In Love
There is something I would like to say
To you, on this Valentine's Day
You make life sooo fun
My sweet honey bun
After dinner, a roll in the hay? =P
You said "yes" to a dine with fine wine!
I'm ecstatic, a woman divine
Would join me for a feed
You are all that I need
So, would you be my love, Valentine?
Cute Valentine Day Gifts!
A teddy so cuddly and cute
A lovely champagne filled glass flute
Here, under the stars
The only thing left is to root <3
You're the sexiest ever female
U take my breath, I forget to exhale
My sweet fiancée
Please accept this bouquet
And a further surprise in the mail xo
Make it a Message in a Bottle!
Reminiscing / Forgiveness
You could probably use all of these limericks as Valentine's Day texts / SMS as well.
You make my heart go pitter patter
When I see you, nobody else matters
From that first silhouette
On the day we first met
I fell hard. Sweaty palms, nervous chatter!
I'm spilling my heart through my pen
I can't bear not to see you again
So very remorseful
I will not be forceful
Can we maybe start over as friends?
You're my man and I love you so much
Love your smell, love your soft gentle touch
You make me want you more
When you're mopping the floor,
Cooking dinner, doing dishes and such!
Limericks For All Occasions
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