Are you ready for the zombie invasion?
Needed items: guns, ammo, gasoline, matches, axe, hammer, nails, lots of wood, beer, nachos, and jerky.
Wouldn't think you'd need jerky, couldn't you just dry roast a whole heap of dead zombies?
Oh yea zombies oh yea zombies where though? hehehe but im ready.
I, seriously, have a zombie survival kit in my house. Not because I'm crazy, it was born from a long running joke with my husband. However, it's there. All we need now is the plate glass windows.
Oddly enough, in my job I ran into a woman who seemed rather sane to me, who also believed wholeheartedly that zombies were a real concern. As for whether I'm ready? Well, I'll see what I can put together from my tools in the garage and if they should come my way I'll at least put up a good fight. I fear, though, that more of the threat may be from the whackos who believe in such nonsense.
Remember hun if you turn into a zombie I'll do the hounerable thing (save myself)
Nope, but my neighbors are well stocked, except for the fact they're pacificists, which is why I'll be shooting them and jacking their stuff the second the invasion takes place.
by Susan Reid 6 years ago
What would you tell someone who refuses to believe in zombies:-)?
by TheHoleStory 2 years ago
Do you think that this Zombie movie will be any different or better than previous Zombie movies?
by the pink umbrella 8 years ago
3 times today i heard men talking about having a weapon under their bed "for the zombies" or how "you have to be prepared for the zombie apocolypse" What is up with that?
by thebeast02 6 years ago
If a zombie apocalypse happened, where would you want to set up your defense?I would chose either Cabelas or another large sporting goods store. Due to their weapon stocks as well as food rations and water.
by Charlu 5 years ago
On a scale of 1-10 are you a clean freak, everything is so-so, or I'll pick it up later?10 being the OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) type and everything is immaculate, 5 is so-so having a little dust maybe but nothing major, or 1 being you look under piles of clutter or clothes for the remote,...
by David Stillwell 6 years ago
zombies, zombies, zombies!!! Its like the new religion and peoples obsession with zombies is particularly odd...
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