Are you ready for the zombie invasion?
Needed items: guns, ammo, gasoline, matches, axe, hammer, nails, lots of wood, beer, nachos, and jerky.
Wouldn't think you'd need jerky, couldn't you just dry roast a whole heap of dead zombies?
Oh yea zombies oh yea zombies where though? hehehe but im ready.
I, seriously, have a zombie survival kit in my house. Not because I'm crazy, it was born from a long running joke with my husband. However, it's there. All we need now is the plate glass windows.
Oddly enough, in my job I ran into a woman who seemed rather sane to me, who also believed wholeheartedly that zombies were a real concern. As for whether I'm ready? Well, I'll see what I can put together from my tools in the garage and if they should come my way I'll at least put up a good fight. I fear, though, that more of the threat may be from the whackos who believe in such nonsense.
Remember hun if you turn into a zombie I'll do the hounerable thing (save myself)
Nope, but my neighbors are well stocked, except for the fact they're pacificists, which is why I'll be shooting them and jacking their stuff the second the invasion takes place.
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