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Still Making Money on the Internet

Updated on July 23, 2011

Hello Again

It's Joe again. If you don't remember me, you should read this first, then read this. I'll wait...

Thank you.

This is my pool boy's house because we have a really really big in-ground pool.
This is my pool boy's house because we have a really really big in-ground pool.

WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

If you read my previous letters to you, you know what I was once a down-and-out loser with no prospects and no friends. One day I figured out a way to Make Money On The Internet. I got my wife back and I had lots of money. Then, as you probably know, I lost it all on a few bad investments. Then I got it all back again when I thought up another way to Earn Money On The Internet.

So, that's where I am now. I have all the money I could ever need. My friends love me and my dog follows me around. We own numerous expensive automobiles and vacation homes all over the world. I own so many leather jackets that I needed to build an extra closet. My wife recently hired her own personal dog walker for our pit bulls. We spend all our time reclining by the in-ground pool while drinking exotic drinks. Soon I will be getting my teeth fixed and having my neck tattoo removed.

You are probably wondering why I am writing to you again. If things are going so well, why would I bother to contact you? Obviously I don't need you or your money. The answer is very simple. Recently, I was watching the Steven Segal classic Under Siege on one of the many 60" 3D LED TVs I have in my rumpus room, when I suddenly realized that something was missing from my life.

WHAT COULD BE MISSING FROM MY LIFE??

I realized that even though I am an Internet Millionaire with money, cars, and leather jackets, I have no persona.

That probably surprises you. It shocked the bejeebers out of me. How can I rake in Millions of Dollars On The Internet unless I have a persona?

I NEED TO FIND A PERSONA

You may or may not know what a persona is. As an Internet Millionaire, I know what a persona is. A persona is the way that people view you as An Internet Millionaire. For example, there's a guy called "The Rich Jerk." He sells his Making Money On The Internet plans even as he insults and demeans his customers. He rakes in millions selling books, tapes, books on tape, and web hosting. He hangs out by a really big in-ground pool with girls. People love to be insulted by him because he's rich. They want to be just like him, except for the jerky part.

MAYBE I COULD BE A RICH JERK

This persona doesn't fit me very well. Since I have become rich by Making Millions On The Internet, I have become too nice to be a jerk.

PERHAPS I CAN BE A RICH JANITOR?

There's another guy called The Rich Janitor. People adore him because he came from humble beginnings and made his fortune by Making Money On The Internet. He's a humble fellow. He sells a simple plan that anyone can follow to also get Rich On The Internet. I bet he has lots of Internet friends and a really big in-ground pool. I do know he has lots of domain names that all center around the Rich Janitor theme:

  • www.Rich-Janitor.com
  • www.TheRichJanitorSystem.com
  • www.RichJanitor.com
  • www.RichJanitorReview.com
  • www.RichJanitor.com

I think all these sites are about the same janitor. They may refer to different rich janitors who all Made Money On The Internet, but I doubt it. There can't be that many rich janitors. If there were that many rich janitors, then there would be no one to sweep up after the parties around my in-ground pool.

MAYBE I COULD JOIN THE RICH KIDS?

There's a cool bunch of hip guys called The Rich Kids. They help people Make Money Fast. Go to their site and all you have to do is Click Now To Begin Making Money. It would be great to be part of that gang. They seem like such nice boys. We could all hang out by the in-ground pool and make infomercials together.

I NEED YOUR HELP

Can you help me? Together we can build myself a persona. I'm open to all your suggestions, but if you buy a copy of my latest eBook I will pay special attention to you and your ideas. We are all in this together. My success is your success. I believe in you. I know you can help me.

Thanks,

Joe

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