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Politics, Business, Monkey Business and Prognostications by Micky Dee!

Updated on June 17, 2010

Look into my crystal balls!

I've been studying our American history for half a century now. I've been a student of our political process. I studied long and hard before I ever voted. Even so, I was still confused.

I studied more. I saw and see the likelihood of how the country is run. I see the probability of who is actually at the helm.

But knowing how it's all managed and arranged does not necessarily give you the tools to predict how many things will go.

We can't depend on politicians, political pundits, the media, religious venues, etc. for an adequate "science" for predicting where our "politics" will take us next!

So- I have taken extra measures to better make forecasts for our future.

I have my own set of crystal balls!

You may be able to help by gazing into the center of the crystal ball below!

I'm not crazy I tell you!!!
I'm not crazy I tell you!!!

I will now attempt to channel some good good vibes to hopefully project a very pleasant America for all!

I’m putting myself in a trance and will not know what I have typed into this hub until I publish it.

I will have no idea what has been published until I awake from the trance and push the "publish" button.

The crystal ball is working already! I can already see that someone will be offended.

I assure you I am an innocent bystander and the answers you do not seek below came from inside this crystal ball while holding a rabbit’s foot and praying to the God of every known religion.

Irish Dancing Monkeys

I WANT OUR COUNTRY TO FUNCTION -FOR ALL!

Americans have a tried and true method of changing the direction of their country.

Let's look behind and jump ahead a few elections-

I see the ashes of the Monroe Doctrine!

I see fraud. I see Americans dissatisfied with their leaders.

I see labels and insults and slanders.

I can see in my crystal balls that a disfavored president will be a one term president. I see snipers and backstabbers and other party liners assaulting him from every angle!

I see a disfavored president being undermined by one of the most lethal propaganda machines that has ever been!

I see more welfare for the rich. It's even worse than the $85,000 rebate for the elite buying SUVs and Humvees back in the Bush years!

I see candidates swearing to bring "honor" back to the Oval Office.

I see posters saying, "Take Back America!"

I see half the nation hating the other half.

I see lies!

I see manipulation!

I see Americans being taken down the "Garden Path"!

I see Americans being taken out behind the woodshed!

I see Americans trusting in Satan and electing his henchmen, every four years!

I see Americans trusting in Satan and electing his henchmen, every four years!

I see Americans trusting in Satan and electing his henchmen, every four years!

I see Americans trusting in Satan and electing his henchmen, every four years!

I see Americans trusting in Satan and electing his henchmen, every four years!

I see Americans trusting in Satan and electing his henchmen, every four years!


I see candidates "saving the planet" with thousands of posters saying "vote for me". I see "conservatives" with the same thousands posters!

I see the last minute surprises for those close races that are often unprovable lies.


I see both parties bought by the same money.


I see Americans standing in line to do it all again.

I see Americans standing in line to do it all again.

I see Americans standing in line to do it all again.


I see both parties bought by the same money.


I see Americans standing in line to do it all again.

I see Americans standing in line to do it all again.

I see Americans standing in line to do it all again.


I see both parties bought by the same money.


I see Americans standing in line to do it all again.

I see Americans standing in line to do it all again.

I see Americans standing in line to do it all again.

I see that buying a car from a dealer, dealing with the Department of Motorized Vehicles, and experiencing our "injustice system" are still the most painful and sickening experiences of human experiences!

Of course these things are still far better than our "political process"!

Funny Monkey Video

I see Harley-Davidson finally repairing their exhaust system.

I see!

I see America split in half.

I see two political parties that control America’s outcome. I see a perfect match.

I see America “correcting” itself every four years.

I see one term presidents ambushed by saboteurs.

I see improvements for America negated by hatred and sleaze-ball tactics that continue the brainwashing and dumbing down of America.

I see almost all food sources controlled by the greedy who need quantity over quality.

I see more jobs lost to foreign soil.

I see all costs of all products rising.

I see businesses cheating businesses.

I see employers cheating employees, making longevity improbable especially as the employee ages.

I see the same tactics perpetuated over and over by the perpetual politicians.

I see all the politicians are bought by money, power, and the vice du jour.

I see greed, poverty, and brutality promoted for status and blind allegiance .

I see religions forgetting the very foundations of their religions thus condoning or being apathetic to poverty, suffering, killing.

I see an “injustice system” that has never worked- not working!

I see our courts run by thieves.

I see the rich hiring better lawyers.

I see the poor going to prison.

I see the most imprisoned nation in the world.

I see another Manifest Destiny.

I see another Pearl Harbor.

I see another Gulf of Tonkin.

I see another Oklahoma Bombing.

I see another WorldTradeCenter.

I see a war every decade or two.

I see wars fought that are only fought for “our” interests.

I see soldiers taken for granted.

I see politicians, sports figures, actors, etc. held in high esteem and idolized.

I see the GOLDEN RULE abandoned!

I see both parties bought by the same money.


I see Americans standing in line to do it all again.

I see Americans standing in line to do it all again.

I see Americans standing in line to do it all again.


I see both parties bought by the same money.


I see Americans standing in line to do it all again.

I see Americans standing in line to do it all again.

I see Americans standing in line to do it all again.


I see both parties bought by the same money.


I see Americans standing in line to do it all again.

I see Americans standing in line to do it all again.

I see Americans standing in line to do it all again.

Kissing Monkeys(very funny)

John Fogerty - Don't You Wish It Was True

SidewalksTo Nowhere!

Sidewalks Into Trees And Shrubs!
Sidewalks Into Trees And Shrubs!
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