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Top Twenty Best Funny Politics Quotes

Updated on June 5, 2012

Funny Quotes in Politics

Margaret Thatcher once famously said, "I don't know what I would do without Whitelaw. Everyone should have a Willy."I think we know what she meant.Politicians have so much to say it' s not surprising they give us so many funny quotes,here are my favourite funny politics quotes.

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Top Twenty Funny Politics Quotes

It's like I was shot out of a cannon. I'm so overexposed that I make Paris Hilton look like a recluse.Barack Obama

The Unionist Parliament was without spine or backbone. Reverand Ian Paisley.

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help. Ronald Regan

I the case of my own case ,this has not been the case. peter Tatchell.

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.Hilary Clinton.

Attila the hen. Clement Frued on Margret Thatcher.

If capitalism relied on the intellectual quality of the Conservative party, it would end about lunchtime tomorrow. TonyBenn.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. Geogrge W Bush.

The House of Commons is the longest running farce in the West End. Cyril Smith


Building houses for affordable people. John Presscott.

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. George W Bush.

The government is ruining all the public services,particularly health, education and crime. Iain Duncan Smith

If you can't convince them, confuse them. Harry S. Truman.

The people of Northern Ireland should step back and ask themselves have they moved on......Tony Blair

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. Ronald Reagan.

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen. Winston Churchill

Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.
President Gerald Ford

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? Abraham Lincoln.

Britain is no longer in the politics of the pendulum, but of the ratchet. Margaret Thatcher.

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