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Who really is Barack Obama? The secret ancestry of President Barack Obama finally revealed.

Updated on May 6, 2015

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The big secret that Barack Obama hides.


The circumstances surrounding the conception of the mother of Barack Obama.


Clues to the ancestry of Barack Obama

Is Barack Obama showing off a family member?
Is Barack Obama showing off a family member?
Barack Obama's grandfather?
Barack Obama's grandfather?

The big secret that Barack Obama hides.

Since the arrival on the international scene of the current President of The United States, Barack Obama, much has been written about his origins, and the principles that he believes in, or is rumoured to believe in. Some say that he is a radical Muslim in disguise, that he has a hatred of the western way of life, and that he is only biding his time, before he unleashes mass murder and mayhem on the American people. Others believe that he is the coming messiah, while a further section will tell you that he is The Antichrist, and that he is the one who will unleash the biblical "Great Tribulation" that will precede the end of the world.

There are some who will say that Barack Obama is just a very accomplished and polished politician who was fortunate to obtain his ambition of becoming President; that he is no better or no worse than any other man, except that he holds a position of great power.

I am here to tell you that none of those speculations are the correct ones. As the president of The Ancient Society of Secret Historians, and the holder of all the truths that the leaders of the world don’t want you to know about, I have been privy to many embarrassing secrets over the years, but there is none that could cause so much mayhem as the information that I am about to reveal to you today. This is the one truly secret thing that Barack Hussein Obama is keeping back from the world. Pressure has been put on me to keep quiet. Men in black may even be speeding towards where I live as I type this, but those who really know me as a fearless propagator of the unblemished truth know I cannot be stopped.

The secret that would destroy the presidency of the first African American to be elected to The White House is that he is not really African American at all. He is in fact not fully human. He is actually one quarter Cheshire cat.

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http://hubpages.com/hub/Area-51-The-Final-Truth


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The circumstances surrounding the conception of the mother of Barack Obama.

The connection with the ancestry of Barack Obama goes back some years before that intrepid feline got locked up.

You see, The Cheshire Cat was really a shape shifting alien from a faraway planet. He was imbued with a great sense of adventure, and could never resist trying anything new. In the nineteen forties he was at a bit of a loose end, and feeling a bit bored with his lot in life. He was materialising around various places in the United States hoping in some way to find some amusement to relieve the ennui. On a brief stopover in Wichita his eye was caught by the sight of a rather handsome and vivacious couple. The longing came into his heart to make love to a human woman, something that he had hitherto never done. The happily smiling specimen before him seemed to be the ideal candidate.

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The character and the future of Barack Obama


To read a detailed appraisal of the character of, and the future prospects for President Barack Obama, by the renowned palmistry reader Christopher Anton, visit

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    • msorensson profile image

      msorensson 6 years ago

      lol...I love your style..:-)

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      Christopher Antony Meade 6 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      Thanks msorensson. The truth will out always.

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      Petra Vlah 6 years ago from Los Angeles

      So now we all know what some "illuminati" have suspected for a while... What do we do next?

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      Christopher Antony Meade 6 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      You could try to get on The President's "right side" by sending him loads of cat food vouchers; but you might then get into trouble for "trying to bribe a public official.

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      Petra Vlah 6 years ago from Los Angeles

      Bribing a public official? That would be the first time in history such thing ever happened and I don't want to start a trend. Christopher Reilly has a great hub "What's next? Kosher food for cats?", we may want to consider that

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      Christopher Antony Meade 6 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      I,ll have to see if I can find that hub, and read it Petra. Thankyou.

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      Nellieanna Hay 6 years ago from TEXAS

      Ohmygosh Christopheranton - this is the most fun thing I've read in quite awhile!! You're priceless. And I'm happy to notice that we share an adage, "the truth will always out", one of my most favorite!! Hugs!

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      Christopher Antony Meade 6 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      Nellieanna. Thank you for the compliments. Praise from you is "Praise Indeed". I think it is very good for The President that he is one quarter cat. It ought to cut down on the maintainence costs on government buildings. He could save the country a fortune on Pest Control. Can you immagine how many mice he could catch?

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      Stan Fletcher 6 years ago from Nashville, TN

      Really funny man. Great stuff. Will check out some of your others. Cheers~!

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      Christopher Antony Meade 6 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      Thanks Stan. Glad you liked it.

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      someonewhoknows 6 years ago from south and west of canada,north of ohio

      I take it your name is Anton Christopher . I'd hate to think that your name is Ranton Christophe however Inappropriate that may sound.

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      Christopher Antony Meade 6 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      someonewhoknows. Thank you for your comment. I'm not sure what it means, but thank you again anyway.

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      Tony McGregor 6 years ago from South Africa

      At least I know now that he is not the anti-Christ as so many would have us believe! I guess also he can't be a communist - I don't think felines know about communism, they are all too individualistic!

      Thanks for clearing all this up for me. As a non-US person I was getting a tiny bit confused with all the anti-Obama rhetoric being punted around HubPages.

      Love and peace

      Tony

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      Christopher Antony Meade 6 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      Hi Tony. Good to hear from you. My personal feeling is that he should be upfront about it, and not always leave it to the whistleblowerers like me. If he would admit he is quarter cat it would spike the guns of his critics.

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      mysterylady 89 6 years ago from Florida

      This is hilarious, Christopher. I am impressed by how much you know about our history. If I ever meet Obama, I'll try my best to scratch him behind the ears - or perhaps carry some catnip!

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      Christopher Antony Meade 6 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      mysterylady 89.

      Thanks for reading. He really loves catnip.

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      KenWu 5 years ago from Malaysia

      It's the CAT again! :)

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      Christopher Antony Meade 5 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      Hi Ken.

      Thanks for reading. He is a very resourceful animal.

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      John Sarkis 5 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

      Funny Christopheranton, enjoyed it and gave it "thumbs up"

      So much attention has been given to Obama. More so than any USA president before him. However, just wait until they elect a woman or gay president, then Obama will seem like peanuts...LOL

      Take care

      John

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      Christopher Antony Meade 5 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      Hi John.

      The best result would be a lesbian President. I can't see that happening in my time though.

      Pity.

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      Nemanja Boškov 5 years ago from Serbia

      A lesbian President, and a quarter-cat VP - now that would be a great combo.

      Now I get it, Chris! Thanks for revealing the truth to us unsuspecting citizens of the world, and I hope that you will continue being the herald of truth for a long time to come :)

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      Christopher Antony Meade 5 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      Thanks Nemanja for reading. I will try to live up to your expectations.

      I'm glad you enjoyed that.

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      JT Walters 4 years ago from Florida

      OMG, this is so funny!!

      I don't think anyone in the center of politics in America thinks any of those things about Obama except he has failed to deliver on many of his promises in the time frame he was alotted as president and perhaps he is a bit high on himself when he should be working harder.

      Hysterically funny article. I would be offend as an American but my Dad is English so I think it is a hoot!!

      JT

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      Christopher Antony Meade 4 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      Hi JT.

      I'm glad you enjoyed that account. I enjoyed writing it as well. Thanks for reading.

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      JT Walters 4 years ago from Florida

      HI Christopheranton,

      Barack Obama was not our first bi-racial president, Theodore Roosevelt was in 1900. He just screwed up so badly he made it impossible for a black man to get elected for another 100 years. I will not be surprised if Obama does the same.

      JT

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      Christopher Antony Meade 4 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      Hello again JT.

      Was he the one that was part Bear? Bi specisial? That's how Teddy Bears came about wasn't it?

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      JT Walters 4 years ago from Florida

      Actually it was a same sexed union between bears which made the first Teddy Bear and they have been beloved ever since. That could be true of Theodore and Obama as well. They could very well be the product of same sex marriages.

      You are a funny man and quite entertaining!!

      JT

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      lupandiomo 4 years ago from nairobi,kenya.

      Humor which doesn’t hurt but raises curiosity anyway.But wait a minute,was his birth without a man.I think I know his father's birthplace.It's right over my backyard.So he must be real.

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      Christopher Antony Meade 4 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      Hi lupandiamo.

      His birth wasn't but his mother's was.

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      tina 4 years ago

      Hi, for you to discovered all these it means that you yourself is not fully human. It take an half-human to notice another half-human, maybe you are in the same category with obama's ancestor. Junk

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      Christopher Antony Meade 4 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      Hi tina.

      Perhaps I am, but then that is for me to know and you to find out.

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      CACoy 4 years ago

      Can we meet and toke up? I'd even take a dvd. However, to burn with you and have an in depth covo would be on my top 5 to dos of all-time.

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      Christopher Antony Meade 4 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      That would be a great pleasure for me as well CACoy, but do you live near me? If you do, look me up.

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      meow 4 years ago

      you must watch holly berry catwoman a lot

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      Christopher Antony Meade 4 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      Hi meow.

      I haven't seen it but perhaps I should.

      Thanks for reading and commenting.

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      Shinkicker 3 years ago from Scotland

      I knew that cats could ever be trusted. It's time for a dog to be elected President. Loyal, trustworthy, a guardian and our best friend.

      Woof Woof for 2016!!!

      Great Hub Christopher, made me laugh ..... and of course I believe it too.

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      Christopher Antony Meade 3 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      Hi Shinkicker.

      Glad you enjoyed the hub. Sorry I didn't bring it to the end of the story. That's in the book.

      Thanks for reading and commenting.

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      Howdy. Simply just planned to ask a quick problem. Now i'm cbedeegkdkdb

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      location within my public complexes! eafdgkagkeeg

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