Poor Donald Trump: Stormy Daniels Says He’s “Smaller Than Average"

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Live to Learnposted 5 years ago
What would possess you to be so nasty?

Never mind. I don't think the answer to that escapes anyone. Again, another mark against credibility for you.
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  Aime Fposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  I dunno, I think I’m just gonna go ahead and dismiss it as “locker room talk.”
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  PrettyPantherposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Bingo!
  
  Our president. Isn't he wonderful?
  
  https://youtu.be/nALb4lEbSbA
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  Live to Learnposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Another difference. I find both offensive. It appears many on left allow political leanings to determine what is offensive and what isn't.
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  Aime Fposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  It was just a jab at the people who give Trump a pass for being gross and “non-PC” but will surely take issue with this.
  
  I don’t find publicly commenting on someone’s penis size after consensual sex to be terribly mature but I don’t find it to be offensive on the same level as talking about grabbing women’s vaginas without their consent, if I’m being honest.
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  Live to Learnposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  I'd agree but I find both behavior patterns trashy and anyone who glorifies either the same.
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  PrettyPantherposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  
  Our president is trashy? Nooooo......
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  Live to Learnposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Posting selfies?
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  PrettyPantherposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Lol, ,nope, I'm a liberal.hippie, remember?
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  Live to Learnposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Not all liberals were hippies. Many are ex hippies, as are many conservatives. That was a long time ago. Even a selfie of an old hippie liberal could look similar. Honest mistake
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  PrettyPantherposted 5 years agoin reply to this
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  promisemposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  That's a lovely shade of purple, if I do say so myself.
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  PrettyPantherposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Yeah, you nailed it. We don't want a man who boasts about his appendage to be president, but we're okay with a random dude on the internet joking about it.
  
  You figured it out! Gold star for you.
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  Live to Learnposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  I was talking about Trump's comments and the hooker's as both being offensive. I guess your inability to understand the meaning of a simple comment precludes me rewarding a gold star to you, also.
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  JAKE Earthshineposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  The 'hooker' ?? Don't forget, according to the 'hooker' 'Stubby' Trump disrobed in front of her, as gross and icky as she says it was, and then Stubby slept with her: Then Stormy puked in the aftermath and that was that I guess:
  
  Well. she didn't really say she puked but come on, she said her reaction was just short of that and I think everyone can see why a night spent with "Mr. Smaller Than Average" would be gross, horrific, icky, boring and un-eventful:
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  Live to Learnposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  She got paid for sex. That's the definition of hooker.
  
  Google is your friend.
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  JAKE Earthshineposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  YES of course, we must assume he must pay women of Stormy's caliber substantial sums of money to endure the yuckiness of spending the night with him, how else could he lure attractive women into his seedy creepy room? Certainly NOT with his diminutive attributes right? Orange skin, small little petite hands, small underwhelming other things and so on:
  
  So then I guess if that's how you define Stormy, 'Stubby' Trump must have the perfect middle name right?
  
  'JOHN'
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  PrettyPantherposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Yet, he is worthy of the presidency, according to the same people who demonize Stormy.
  
  It's downright scary.
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  JAKE Earthshineposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Well PP, "Stubby" Trump is and will always be a disaster in every way and he'll soon find himself in prison if we still have laws mingling with nothing but REAL masculine men starring down at him, slapping him around a bit before he goes to hell, and perhaps after Stormy's professional assessment, giggling profusely at his diminutive inheritance:
  
  That said, I was disgusted and appalled by Stubby Trump shortly after he mocked a disabled journalist and then betrayed the USA by blubbering about John McCain not being a war hero and actually saying "he liked people who weren't captured" and it only got progressively worse from there, but now, how can anyone vote for a little orange weasel who is constantly in angry, hateful mode for many disturbing reasons which probably includes the possibility that his parents apparently 'gifted' him something on his body that might be far less than 'great'?
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  PrettyPantherposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  I don't know how anyone could vote for him, and I don't find it funny that he is now our president. I do find it funny when a Trump voter gets their panties in a wad over behavior less offensive than that displayed and admitted to by the man they deemed fit to lead us.
  
  Crazy!
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  Hxprofposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  "constantly in angry, hateful mode". Jake, didn't you just describe a substantial portion of the Democrat Party?
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  promisemposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  I hope you agree it's a substantial portion of both parties, which is why this country is in such a mess.
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  Hxprofposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Can't disagree with you too much there promisem.
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  JAKE Earthshineposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  That's just another false equivalency: Here's the difference, Dems are not just angry they are furious and outraged because Bozo Trump and Mutt McConnell and the rest of the complicit republican congress are desperately trying to take away our health insurance called Obamacare aka the ACA which leaves millions in dire straights with regard to their health, they are desperately trying to take away or significantly CUT our social security and medicare benefits which we have earned and the republicans are desperately trying to CUT or take away medicaid which helps our poverty stricken Americans, all this while giving trillions of our wealth to elite filthy rich fat cats and this is just PURE EVIL:
  
  But Democrats on the other hand are FIGHTING to keep these benefits and health insurance for us ALL: This is CHRISTIAN and Righteous:
  
  Just one example to highlight the major difference between Democrats and republicans: So yes there is plenty of anger and fury but how else are we expected to react when our very life is under attack by Bozo Trump and republicans? Should we just give it up and forfeit our social security, medicare and health insurance which is critically important for ALL human beings? Don't think so, they've kicked a sleeping giant and the midterms are right around the corner::
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PrettyPantherposted 5 years ago
Yes, it's funny, or meaningless, or something to be ignored, or no big deal, or [insert rationalization] when Trump brags about his penis size during a presidential debate, but when a guy on a forum jokes about it,....

LOL
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Aime Fposted 5 years ago
To be fair though I’m not sure that a porn star is the most qualified person to be commenting on average penis size...
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  PrettyPantherposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  You're hot today, Aime! LOL
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  Castlepalomaposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Those male porn stars, would make me look small.
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  JAKE Earthshineposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  But I'm pretty sure a porn star like Stormy who has seen em all from top to bottom, knows exactly what 'Average Size' is and so do you and so do I, and smaller than average which is what she says Donny is must look even smaller on his obese elderly body: Poor guy: SAD little MAGA:
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  JAKE Earthshineposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  As I said before Aime F, I can't think of a more qualified person than a porn star to make the embarrassing judgement that poor little Donald is smaller than average:
  
  Stormy has obviously witnessed many many more men in their natural state than the average woman right? She's seen em all, all shapes and sizes and she says Donald doesn't measure Up, as a matter of fact she says he's essentially UNDER-whelming in that and just about every other department as we can all clearly see for ourselves:
  
  Furthermore, his grand-daughter Melanie has yet to deny it so there you go:
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  Hxprofposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Jake, I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that MAYBE Stormy hasn't been a witness to a diversity of penis sizes.......geeze, I can't believe I'm posting about this.
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Ed Fisherposted 5 years ago
Trump Impeachment reason # 542 ; penis size ?
This one is REALLY ,really , really gonna work to impeach ...................

Where's Maxine , somebody go find Maxine ..........?
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  Live to Learnposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Only a liberal would think the size of a private part was an impeachable offense.
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  Aime Fposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Oh please, no liberal has said such a thing. Don’t play into Ed’s weird fantasies.
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  Live to Learnposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Can you definitely state that, by his constant bizarre posts, that Jake (a liberal) wouldn't jump on that as an excuse, if he thought there was a remote chance of success?
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  PrettyPantherposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Wow, you're getting desperate. It's hard to be a Trump defender.....
  
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  Live to Learnposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Desperate? How is commenting that there are idiots in the world, who think size of private parts is reason for laughing at another party (and perhaps dream it's an impeachable offense) defending Trump.
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  PrettyPantherposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Huh?
  
  Yes, many idiots in the world who resort to making sh!t up to further their positions.
  
  Oh, never mind, that's what our president does every day. A wonderful role model. We're so proud.
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  Live to Learnposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Which, according to you, appears to be justification for every other ignorant thing his opposition chooses to come up with. Your stand? Talk about desperation.
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  PrettyPantherposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Please point out where I justified "every other ignorant thing his opposition chooses to come up with." I'll wait , forever I'm sure, just like every other time I've asked you to back up a false statement you've made about me.
  
  What is it now, four times? Five? LOL
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  Live to Learnposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  You are reading way too much into that statement. As always. What is that...49, 50 times? LOL.
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  PrettyPantherposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  You mean you spout sh!t you don't mean?
  
  Sounds like someone else I know...
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  Aime Fposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  He is certainly bizarre but I don’t really understand why it’s necessary to hop on the Bash a Liberal train over a hypothetical penis size impeachment argument that a conservative made up... PP is right, it does smack of desperation to find something to be snotty about.
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  Live to Learnposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  A liberal Aimee. That's one person. Settle down, it's not a generalization.
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  Aime Fposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  I’m settled. Just thought that as someone who claims to be balanced you might want to know that your comment was petty and baseless.
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  Ed Fisherposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  And yet who keeps talking about Trump's junk ?
  
  I know how everyone here votes Aime .
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  JAKE Earthshineposted 5 years agoin reply to this
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  Hxprofposted 5 years agoin reply to this
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  Ed Fisherposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  To what , Cruzes less than 12 million ?
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  JAKE Earthshineposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Weirdo Ted Cruz should be leading Big Beto by 25% but he's not, it's much closer than anyone expected: Ted Cruz voted to put who many of his friends and associates are calling a black out drunk Barf KavaNUT on our supreme court, he voted to give trillions to the filthy rich in the form of a corporate welfare tax cut scam and now our deficit is EXPLODING and he's desperately trying as is Bozo Trump to kill our healthcare system:
  
  No doubt, there's a lot of dummies in 'little junk' Ted Cruz's district, dummies who he has convinced that up is down and left is right, but maybe not as many as you or he thinks:
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  Hxprofposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  There's a lot of dummies in Ted Cruz's district, dummies who Beto has convinced that up is down and left is right, but maybe apparently not enough to win the contest.
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  JAKE Earthshineposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  A discussion about the 'dummy ratio' in Ted Cruz's district is probably futile, and that can never change the fact that with 4 simple words 'He's Smaller Than Average', Stormy Daniels completely emasculated 'stubby' Trump: As if he didn't emasculate himself over the past couple years:
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  Hxprofposted 5 years agoin reply to this
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  Ed Fisherposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Such is exactly that which the left gets away with ..................daily.
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Ed Fisherposted 5 years ago
Sure isn't hard to see who keeps these winning subjects going is it ?
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JAKE Earthshineposted 5 years ago

Hmmmmm: I wonder if these 2 creepy lookin' winners are afflicted with the same curse Stormy says Donald is ?? They're obviously just as dense in the head as daddy, I guess it might be a safe assumption the very same diminutive physical attributes might have been passed down to them right ??
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Ed Fisherposted 5 years ago
Guess some people have fixations ............
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  JAKE Earthshineposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  So I guess who ever starts a discussion about another topic has a 'fixation' on said topic ?? No, I don't think so, I think you're just upset because your orange hero was totally emasculated by Stormy Daniels:
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PrettyPantherposted 5 years ago
These forums seem more and more like a Borat movie, where the participants dont realize they are the joke.
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Ed Fisherposted 5 years ago
Not in my mind , Stormy looked cheap and floozy with her cheap and floozy atty. Avenatti all the way through that fiasco !
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JAKE Earthshineposted 5 years ago
Well 'Stubby", Stormy says otherwise so Houston, there just might be a wee bit of a problem south of the border:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9QYZ6qha1s

What's even more bizarre and weird is that 'stubby' draws attention to his small little hands, then lies to the audience as if they're all blind and can't see the real size of his hands:

lol I was waiting for him to follow that up with see..... Look how nice and jet black my wig is tonight.....
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Ed Fisherposted 5 years ago
So Hubpages finally devolves to a porn sight ?
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  Live to Learnposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Didn't you see his last picture. A little naked troll. A troll. How appropriate, for the OP.
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  JAKE Earthshineposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  No porn in this discussion forum: Stormy Daniels says Donny is smaller than average which makes perfect sense considering he NEVER smiles, his hands are under developed and he always looks redish orange in the face and constipated at his little hate gatherings, and furthermore, Stormy actually discussed the topic on Jimmy Fallon's late night television show and I'm pretty sure they don't allow that kind of naughty on network television:
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  Castlepalomaposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Hey!!! It's offensive for me to see Trump naked. Puts clothes on that plastic troll.
  
  Now back to Republican, white Christians racist, murder, war and pollution.
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  JAKE Earthshineposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Yeah, even when fully clothed Trump is offensive to me and almost everyone else, and actually Stormy discussed his shortcomings on Jimmy Kimmel's late night television show, not sure if she stopped by Jimmy Fallons or not:
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  Castlepalomaposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  I don't know anyone who has such high profile that Bragg's like Trump. Bragg's about his high IQ, knowing the biggest words, yuge penis, greater military intelligents and being a better business man than Bill Gates and Warren Buffett and so on and etc.
  
  Trump has hit the ceiling for everything. Only place for him to go now is Trump penis enlargement University. To grow penises as large as 6' foot 3''.
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  JAKE Earthshineposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  lol, but first stubby needs to discover the elusive formula which he'll just throw together like a spinach salad and vinegar and say 'here you go people, this otta do the trick if you're inflicted like me', then comes "TPU" and it's amazing that he still has millions of gullible buyers lined up to scoop up that slop: lol
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Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago
One other peace of evidence, trumps heart and penis is too small.

Trump revamp the nuclear arms race.
Nuclear missles are shaped like oversized penises. Due to lacking adverage personal size, down there.
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Ed Fisherposted 5 years ago
It amazes me what hubpage moderators allow in absolute garbage when one considers how easily they censor conservative opinions .
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  Castlepalomaposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  These new Republicans with a leader like Trump. Remind me of an old story of the Town of Point. All the Republican had pointed head. The Kings son had a round head so he had to wear a pointed hat or be killed or outcast (like illegal aliens) to the pointless forest. The Kings son got caught and force to survive the pointless forest. After sometime in the forest he survived. When he return to the town of point, the crowd cheered and asked what did you learn in the pointless forest. King son said, if everyone has a point, I must have one too. The people in the Town of Point agreed, some kept their pointed head and others peoples heads rounded out.
  
  Too many of Trump's pointed heads wear fake hats of white KKK.
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  Ed Fisherposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  At least no one then wore the pink pu$$y hats . That's all I got to say in response to that great Aesop's fairy tale .
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  Castlepalomaposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  The story comes from the 70s song :Me and my Arrow:
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Ed Fisherposted 5 years ago
I admit it , I flagged this thread for it's obvious content , which doesn't seem to bother the moderators much , Why do I feel that if it were written by the 'other ideology ', it and it's poster would be gone.........
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  hard sunposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  If that were true, you'd have been gone a long time ago horsey. I haven't flagged anything BTW. Even when you couldn't state that you don't condone violence against people like me.
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  Ed Fisherposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Herd sun I've never "condoned" violence against any individual , I have condoned the ideals of the revolutionary or military actions and that's all I have "condoned " You're projecting naive , manipulative thoughts for what , leftist telepathy hoping to influence people to violence ?
  
  Typical of your party .No?
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  Aime Fposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  I honestly don’t think too many of us would be upset if that happened here.
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  Castlepalomaposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Seriously, no wonder the top ten worst Christians sins in America are sexually related.
  
  These priority are very screwed up.
  Much rather watch two people making love than two people killing each other. Like millions killed by either guns, murder, war and ect where people here have no problems talking about.
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KT Dunnposted 5 years ago
Seriously? Are there no rules of decorum here?
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  hard sunposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  No, not when you have a President like Trump who sets the standards. This is what America gets. I'm not condoning demeaning a child.
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  JAKE Earthshineposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  KT Dunn: You should complain about all the right wing 'FAKE" discussion topics around here, the ones that will surely be the demise of Hubages sooner or later: Or, complain about the traitor in our oval office who said he 'liked people who weren't captured' when discussing a hero like John McCain: These are serious issues:
  
  Anyway, in case you haven't heard, Stormy Daniels blew the whistle on 'stubby' Trump, and that's a fact, she says they spend what she essentially described as a horrible and regrettable evening with the elderly orange one and after all his crazy narcissistic bragging about EVERYTHING imaginable, Stormy simply and swiftly emasculated him and his fragile little ego with 4 simple words:
  
  "He's Smaller Than Average" which is poetic justice for a nut case who thinks so highly of himself, insults everyone including the pope and could care less about you, your family or your children: His justice department by the way is trying to destroy your healthcare as we speak as he lies in public to our faces obsessively while republican "Mutt" McConnell plans to SLASH our social security and medicare benefits if the republicans maintain control of congress: Pathetic::
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