The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"
by 910chris5 years ago
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by emine2 years ago
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by Juan Rivera5 years ago
What do you think about christopher dorner's caseplease respect everyone's opinion and we'll respect yours
by jackie10047 years ago
my new born bunny just died after 3 weeks. i can't figure it out how he died. do you know?how do you treat newborn bunny? do you give carrots and water, too?do you need to walk him regularly?
by Elsie Nelson6 years ago
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by ptosis12 months ago
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