Agnosticism calls for killing people - Again!

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   Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years ago

   OK, give me a minute....
   
   ..it's in here somewhere...
   
   Crap!
   
   never mind

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      Jim Hunterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Why do you want to kill me?

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         Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Because your religious beliefs to not exactly match mine.

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            dutchman1951posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Agnosticism, or....Islam and Right Wing Extreamist Christianity?
            
            sounds same to me "because your belief does not match mine!"
            sick doctrines me thinks.

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            Jim Hunterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Ok....just wondering

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               Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               It's in the Constitution.

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                  Jim Hunterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  As long as you have a good reason.

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                     Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     That excuse seems to work well for the TeaBaggers.  If something isn't to their liking they simply label it unconstitutional...  Of course, very few of them have read the Constitution, but why quibble over such minor points?

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                        Evan G Rogersposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        i've read it!

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                           Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                           I believe you.
                           
                           Now if you claim to have ever played beer pong...

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                           Pcunixposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                           And plainly didn't understand it.

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            Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            But if you don't have any, there's nothing to match.

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               Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Which entitles me to a guilt-free bloodbath.

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         Pcunixposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         It's your hair.  Looks too much like mine.

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   mikelongposted 14 years ago

   I was at one of those racious agnostic gatherings last night.... They called for death to anyone who claims to know anything....
   
   A list was passed around for those who wanted to volunteer for their martyrs brigade, but since they lacked any "afterlife" benefits there weren't any signatures by the end of the meeting..
   
   They realized that they'd be dying for nothing.....

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      Kathryn LJposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      This is all brilliant, more of this please.  Agnostics infiltrating every walk of life, insinuating their ' not sure about the God' thing and advocating the teaching of evolution in the school curriculum.  It will be the end of the world as some know it, hey it could even be the meaning behind the flaky 2012 end of the world nonsense.  Richard Dawkins could be a spokesperson.  Hang on a minute, isn't he an atheist? Dam, now I'm confused.  Anyway, agnostics could meet in secret cadres, gradually taking over the western world by throwing rocks at any one with an opinion or theory, making and burning representations of any group they don't believe in.  (It works on Guy Fawkes Night, except people have forgotten that it's a celebration of burning catholic's.)  It's already started, just watch Reality TV - Big Brother anyone?

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   RFoxposted 14 years ago

   LOL....looks like we have a miniseries of forums happening

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