SPOUSAL MURDER - A Little Ditty...

Now this is a hoot, Leslie! Whacky you are! Sharing!!

I guess it never will sink in Im....guns make it so easy to kill.

We glorify them to the point of ridiculous.

"Insane is passing for sane around here!"--I agree.

Leslie...You are brilliant, girl! No wonder there are so many movies and TV shows about spousal murder to avoid divorce settlements--it's happening all over the place, far too frequently. The sad part is that most of these creeps can afford the expensive defense attorneys who will use any dirty trick to keep their guilty clients from paying for their foul deeds.

Even when the client isn't rich enough for their fees, defense attorneys who don't care if the person they're defending committed murder as long as they can get him or her off, will take a case just for the extreme media coverage (that leads to lots of rich guilty clients). I presume they think of such cases as "promotional activities."

Keep telling the world about these dirty tricks the way you do it so well. You're in your element when blasting the bastards!

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Jaye

I shouldn't laugh,,,ooops, I did! Great Poem!!!

OMG seen this but oh so funny gots to share now!

Leslie, this is soooooo bad but so well written! My lordy goshen, what will you come up with next?

Wow another firecracker all from you my talented friend. I love your style and you sense of humour is amazing !!1Here's to so amny more for us both to share on here.

Have a great day and lots of love.

Eddy.

Nice humorous poem, made me giggle also. I can't understand why this hub is under the Relationship Problems and Advice category. Were you talking serious in that poem?(lol) I would just run, anyway, Happy Valentines Day.

Beautiful and thought provoking poem .Being divorced or even single, for that matter is often seen as undesirable and tragic. Marriage, in contrast, is seen as a rescue ship from singledom, a guarantee of eternal happiness.But is it true?from my mother s experience ,divorce was the best thing she did. Divorce is not contagious as if it is some awful disease , nor is it hereditary. It is simply a life transition that forces either men or women to challenge everything they thought to be true.Killing the partner is not a change but definitely a transition to darkness.

Imkarn, delightfully dark humour, just gotta laugh.

Wicked!!.... I'm sooo..... sharing

I remember those days .. it was not a fun time.. divorce was the best answer that or be killed.. thank you for a great hub

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Debbie

lol. Well...I've gotten past that as well. Want to see? LOL.

After reading this interesting and amusing hub again, it reminded me of a little ditty from my past. While having a heated argument with my (at the time) wife, I looked her dead in the eyes (excuse the pun) and said..."Remember the part of our vows that went...til death do us part? Don't make me go there!" Of course the both of us knew I really wouldn't. But I certainly got my point across, and that pretty much ended the discussion. Today we are happily divorced and friends...now that the divorce smoke has cleared.

Oh my word! I am almost speechless you have done such a wonderful job on this Hub. Voted up!

Oh dear what have we here?

A set of directions for some indiscretions...

A way to get rid of the love of your life

And walk away free without any wife?

I wish there was a hysterical button. Though it may appear dark humor it truly is hilarious. Of course I must admit a bit precarious.

Voted up, useful, funny. IM only you could pull this off so well.

Aauuwwwww, that finger!!!!!!

(Fainting)

I vote for divorce at once!

A good laugh but a scary one for sure. You are amazing...Libra friend.

Duh....the meat grinder, man, doesn't anyone remember the " no muss, no fuss" of the meat grinder...?

Oh, sweet darling, this was lovely and do have a peaceful and happy new year's day. Now would anyone care for a hamburger...??

Love and cuddles, mar

Dear Karn,

This is so true...life has such little meaning to some and to take another s life is beyond my comprehension. How can some one murder someone they used to love even if they despise them in the moment. Part ways is right, walk away, material things are just things...not worth it to me...If someone wants him or her ( for the cheating) then I give him/her to them glady...I do not want left overs...good riddens! Boy is this a hot topic! haha

Sunnie

Leslie.. you are too much.. I love the poem but it scares me because it happens all the time.. Oh my..I asked my husband if he gets mad at me to please just divorce me and not kill me..

I am sharing my wondrous friend on Google pining and twittering

everywhere

Debbie

You put the fun in divorce in this ditty! I went through one...I like this spin!

Sadly, these days I think murder is easier than suicide. I know someone that is going through a bitter divorce. She is trying to take everything. The marriage lasted a little over two years, and she knew what she was marrying! What a B-tch! Just part ways and forget about it. I am sure he would love to put a bullet in her head. Heck, I hope her hair falls out the next time she dyes it. But unlike that psychos you wrote about, he is not the murdering type.

Heck, I am going through hell with my on again off again boyfriend. We are off again. I think. I am just ignoring him til he goes away. Or until I need someone to hang out with. ugh! Somebody shoot me!

Love the way you take things like this, make them fun, and still make us think.

This speaks to our society...perectly descriptive of the lives of so many and I feel for the families of those this happened to ...Thank God its a poem. Hey some of us can't quite laugh who have been the victim but didn't leave the world! It is imperative that every Hubber read this and take time to laugh, cry or whatever while reading it. Great HUB awesome!!!

Is it really the end? What a notorious way to end it! Wicked hub!

It's one of those good one's I've missed. So, thanks to Debbie for sharing it. *smile*

Lol... I couldn't stop laughing....

I almost forgot this poem of yours.. I am so glad i got to read it again. I so admire your boldness. You know what leslie? You care so much.. you try and warn us all and help us.. You are so awesome .. thank you Leslie

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Debbie

ROTFL!

I've been watching those crime shows for years...told my husband I gotta learn from everyone else's mistakes before I give it a whirl:) lol

You're too funny girl! I remember reading this before. voted up funny!

Leslie - Although humor is the face value, the darkness of the truth is evident. I don't know if it's because we hear of it happening more today than ever before, or if it happening more today. The evil of mankind has always been there, yet, instead or progressing, we seem to be regressing. Strong poem!

ImKarn....LOL...I love this! It's great. Of course I had to laugh, but I tried to be aware the whole time that....THESE THINGS REALLY DO HAPPEN..... In fact, I thought of another high profile spousal murder, with each line you wrote!

My favorite....two go sailing....one comes back and it's not me!!LOL very clever poem here......Thanks for the chuckle. How sweet that your boyfriend helped you........I think.....uhhhhh, yeah. UP+++

Hi ImKarn23. It made me shiver and made me laugh, still unsure. Great reaction.

Graham.

Dark.. bone chilling.... Rattled my soul here I must tell you.... great piece of Dark art

I would rather say... EPIC form of dark art

Well I just had to come back and read again. and wow girlfreind.. this is awesome.. do I sound too american? LOl.. sorry I am!!.. I love it so much I am sharing again

Debbie

LOL! Much too funny yet a serious consideration by many apparently. Maybe you need to add a verse on "Aruba"....that seems like a popular place to end relationships....permanently! Good stuff! Thanks much! ~WB

HeHeHeHe!!! You cracked me up!

As I read through your poem here, I kept ticking off in my head which news stories you were referring to, like the guy who drowned his wife while they SCUBA dived on their honeymoon, et al. But what is the one about feeding to the pigs referring to? Did that really happen?

Well you suggested I use that name... Loved the poem, I could place an actual crime with almost every verse, you made the horror funny and therefore the word will spread faster than it would ever as 'hard, ugly news'... and cheered me a moment on this awful day... check your messages.

I enjoyed reading it from start to finish..I can't say a word , truly its perfect ! You're one of a kind writer , no boring lines ..all are alive and kicking words...love this ..voted up !

wow.. Leslie,, this is so original.. so awesome. and it's the truth.. the whole truth. and so sad because it is so true.

Bless you for writing this I love it

Debbie

LOL Voted up and funny! Loved this just what I needed to start grinning madly this dark day. Thanks.

Yes to many people are disappearing and missing and be killed! Great work! :)

Nice article the humor may be a bit hard for my taste but its great nevertheless. Thanks for sharing

Yikes!! I chuckled more than once!

Me thinks me likes your mind very, very much ole wise one.

A very clever and witty piece. I really enjoyed this. It made me laugh too. I like the scuba diving image you used. vote up funny!

Your poem is quite and enjoyable read.

I burrow these lines that suits my mood

My lifeless body stuffed in your trunk,

Don't get pulled over for driving drunk!

Your creative mind never ceases to amaze me. How the hell do you come up with this stuff? LOL You know the old saying..."Where's there's a will, there's relatives." In this case it is most likely the money hungry husband with no conscience and certainly no moral code. Voted up and interesting.

You've done it again - you've made me laugh (split my sides) again. Your writing is tremendous, ImKarn.

Really really dark humor. I like how your experimenting with poetry more.

I just gave you a 10 star rating on Tweeter! This is a keeper, and also on FB, as well. I want you to know I owe you for this. Satirical laughter and wit at its best, Leslie! Priceless.

Hi ImKarn, Awesome read, love this free flowing poem's witty ways to do in your lover. Reminds me of the song 50 way to leave you lover.

Awesome and vote up and more !!!

Missy L! the wit is flowing with the giggles and snorts...you made a funny hitting keys of all sorts!

Loved it!!! xoxo me

Made me laugh a lot at first but then it turned serious. I did not know this is going on these days. Chilly. Scary, too. I think I'd let him have the house if that is the way it is. I know a lady who just got dumped by her dependent husband after he suddenly came into $200,000. I better not send her this because she is suing him for her share of the loot.

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Funny stuff yet truer words have never been spoken ..

Great work!!! Well illustrated. I love the partially missing figure.

If you are insane write some more before you get better. I'm still laughing. My wife, not so much. No, she liked it too. You should get credit for two views here.