How do you respond when someone asks "why are you single?"

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  1. cjcarter profile image73
    cjcarterposted 7 years ago

    How do you respond when someone asks "why are you single?"

    I'm looking for funny, witty responses.

  2. dashingscorpio profile image88
    dashingscorpioposted 7 years ago

    Men are seldom if ever asked this question. The assumption is because he has not asked anyone to marry him. In other words he's single by "choice". It's really non of anyone's business why you're single but if you just want a funny  or sarcastic answer you may say something along the lines of,
    "I decided to work my way though all the a-holes before settling down. Who knew there were so many?"

  3. Kathleen Cochran profile image80
    Kathleen Cochranposted 7 years ago

    I would smile and simply say, "Mind your own business."

  4. Jeannieinabottle profile image90
    Jeannieinabottleposted 7 years ago

    I like to say, "Because I am too much woman for an average man to handle."  If it is a man asking me that question, I will add, "Why, are you up for the challenge?"  No wonder I scare men away.

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    daniellehorganposted 7 years ago

    Ha! I would some "some of us have to be picky!"

  6. KateWest profile image75
    KateWestposted 7 years ago

    "What's wrong with being single?" to shame them into not asking inappropriate questions. Finding mutual attraction these days is hard enough, people!

  7. HERBERT ubaldo profile image56
    HERBERT ubaldoposted 7 years ago

    unfortunately I am not single, anyway If I am single I would answer, its my life..

  8. anu24 profile image56
    anu24posted 7 years ago

    "I haven't found anyone worthy of me"

  9. TotallyDakota profile image52
    TotallyDakotaposted 7 years ago

    "Because living with a man is like living with a pig"

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    Starmom41posted 6 years ago

    well, I wasn't really trying to be funny and witty, but when I was asked this question awhile back I replied "well- look what I've got to pick from!"

  11. Miriam Jayne Mayo profile image59
    Miriam Jayne Mayoposted 2 years ago

    Because I can't find someone who has the same thinking as me... And the guys that I have met recently is still on their beast modes


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