Is there a good answer to a girl's question of "Do these pants make my butt look

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  1. Marc Babineau profile image77
    Marc Babineauposted 6 years ago

    Is there a good answer to a girl's question of "Do these pants make my butt look big?"

    Almost every man in a relationship has been asked this question.  What is the best answer, and why?

  2. MickS profile image70
    MickSposted 6 years ago

    Yes, it goes along these lines:  'no, it's your fat backside that makes it look big.'

  3. rutley profile image73
    rutleyposted 6 years ago

    Good one Mick!   Are you kidding?  You know what you'd better say if you plan on getting any later!  ha ha ha

  4. ChristyWrites profile image81
    ChristyWritesposted 6 years ago

    How about: "you look good no matter what you're wearing."

  5. lburmaster profile image82
    lburmasterposted 6 years ago

    The answer is "yes, the more to adore you for". More women are accepting that a big butt is actually attractive. A big backside and a tiny waist is exceedingly liked in females. I know my waist is small so if someone tells me my butt is big, a huge smile covers my face.

  6. pstraubie48 profile image86
    pstraubie48posted 6 years ago

    "Do you want the truth? Or, shall I lie to you????'

  7. Daffy Duck profile image61
    Daffy Duckposted 6 years ago

    Yes there is.   "No they don't.  The refirgerator does that"  smile

  8. bryanbaldwin profile image61
    bryanbaldwinposted 6 years ago

    "So big I wanna smack it and ravish you!" Then smack it and ravish her.

    Or if that isn't your style.

    "You're butt is amazing." Then smack it and ravish her.

    She wants assurance you're attracted to let her know and be a man about it.

  9. Dale Hyde profile image84
    Dale Hydeposted 6 years ago

    My answer in the past has always been just a simple "no".  No retaliation has taken place with that simple answer......yet.

  10. profile image55
    kdawsonposted 6 years ago

    Say "Oh man, I've got to go" and run away fast.


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