Here's one for you on contraception.

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   IntimatEvolutionposted 14 years ago

   The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by the Egyptians in 2000 B.C. It was replaced with elephant droppings when they realized it wouldn't work. Who knew?

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      zadrobiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Personally, I don't think it matters what kind of poop you rub on your junk... it will definitely keep the ladies away and therefore have a 100% success rate.

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         Jeffrey Nealposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         

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   ralwusposted 14 years ago

   thank you for that bit of, er, news.

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      RKHenryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I with Ralwus on this one.  What the hell?

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   sannyasinmanposted 14 years ago

   So did the elephant droppings work? If they did, I can save myself a fortune on condoms . .

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   zadrobiposted 14 years ago

   Yeah and didn't they use sheep skin for condoms after the middle ages? (I'm too lazy to look it up) Antiquated contraceptives seem to be an especially gross subject.

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      TimTurnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You can still buy sheep skin condoms in stores.  There are a lot of people allergic to latex.

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         RKHenryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I'd hate to experience that allergic reaction- ouch!

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            TimTurnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Haha..my friend put a condom on at a party as a joke and his penis got sooo swollen.  He had no idea he was allergic to condoms  lol

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               RKHenryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Damn, I think that's the funniest story I've ever heard.

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                  IntimatEvolutionposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  OMG!

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   Poppa Bluesposted 14 years ago

   Really? I thought that's why BJs were invented!

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   prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago

   are these contracetives for men only? or for women also? or can be both lololol

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   emievilposted 14 years ago

   *gets a comfortable chair, sits down and reads all these interesting forum threads on tampons, nocturnal happenings, pornography and now, contraceptives!*

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   ralwusposted 14 years ago

   I'm still scratchin my head trying to figure out how they used shit for that. LOL did the man rub it on his weener?

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   Poppa Bluesposted 14 years ago

   I actually goggled the subject. I couldn't find anything about poop though there were some strange behaviour which of course didn't work. Perhaps the most effective method in acient times was to continue breast feeding as long as possible. This method worked up to 3 years after birth. There was also different spermicides used as early as 1550 BC which were effective.

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      IntimatEvolutionposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      It in here http://www.lilith-ezine.com/articles/se … ivia.html, under man vs. wild

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    RKHenryposted 14 years ago

    I liked the one where the Grand Tetons means, Big Tits!  I really wonder if that is true.

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       Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Actually that is true! I was there last year! It's an awesome place and I highly recommend visiting Yellowstone!

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    Ivorwenposted 14 years ago

    Yes, I was aware of this, and crocodile dung was used by women, as a cervix plug.
    
    RKHenry, yes, that is the correct translation of Grand Tetons. They were named by French explorers, what else would you expect?
    
    By the way, there is also a mountain in the area named 'Mary's Nipple.'

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       IntimatEvolutionposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Oh goodness that is too funny.  Mary's nipple?  What made them think of that as a name?

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          Ivorwenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Evidently it was named for a Trap Bar waitress.
          http://www.jhunderground.com/2009/01/30 … ys-nipple/

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             IntimatEvolutionposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             You're a hoot.  That's great, unbelievable, but great!  Only in America, I love it.

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    Janettaposted 14 years ago

    and who do you suppose was the first to suggest putting poo poo in hoo ha?? A man I'm guessing. And what do you suppose the women of the village thought when Joe Blow presented this idea to them. I wonder if he got a healthy doe of crocodile dung where the sun don't shine?

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    Wendi Mposted 14 years ago

    Wow...you learn something new every day!

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