Please Finish The Following Sentence: I cracked open my fortune cookie and it said...
I'll go first mine said, "A clean conscience is a good pillow." And The other said, "Your faith carries you through difficult times." Sometimes fortune cookies can be uplifting and sometimes they can be creepy. I try not too take them to seriously.
Mine would probably say the same thing the contest on candy wrappers always say when I open them - "You're not a winner this time. Please try again."
..."help! I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!"
I was going to say that!! lol From the Twilight Zone of the 90's, right?
It's a variation on the title of a book by 1960s comedian Alan King - "Help, I'm a Prisoner in a Chinese Bakery!"
"I could not think of good enough proverb, sorry. Try again tomorrow"
"Today you are going to order take out" I actually got one that said this.
you attract what you think and believe, so choose your thoughts and beliefs carefully.
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