Please Finish The Following Sentence: I cracked open my fortune cookie and it sa

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    swilliamsposted 9 years ago

    Please Finish The Following Sentence: I cracked open my fortune cookie and it said...

    I'll go first mine said, "A clean conscience is a good pillow." And The other said, "Your faith carries you through difficult times." Sometimes fortune cookies can be uplifting and sometimes they can be creepy. I try not too take them to seriously.

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    sheilamyersposted 9 years ago

    Mine would probably say the same thing the contest on candy wrappers always say when I open them - "You're not a winner this time. Please try again."

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      swilliamsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Ha! I can relate to that outcome as well!

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  3. FatFreddysCat profile image92
    FatFreddysCatposted 9 years ago

    ..."help! I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!"

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    1. bethperry profile image84
      bethperryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I was going to say that!! lol From the Twilight Zone of the 90's, right?

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    2. FatFreddysCat profile image92
      FatFreddysCatposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      It's a variation on the title of a book by 1960s comedian Alan King - "Help, I'm a Prisoner in a Chinese Bakery!"

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    swilliamsposted 9 years ago

    Very funny!!! Your Fat cat Freddy, has great sense of humor!

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  5. bethperry profile image84
    bethperryposted 9 years ago

    Hm...how about "Woman that stand on head has crack up." ?

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      swilliamsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Hey Beth! So, your fortune cookie said that you had a stand on top of your head?

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    2. bethperry profile image84
      bethperryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Nah, lol. But it'd be humorous to find such a fortune.

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  6. The Examiner-1 profile image60
    The Examiner-1posted 9 years ago

    "I could not think of good enough proverb, sorry. Try again tomorrow"

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      swilliamsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Take you time Examiner-1. :-)

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  7. LoisRyan13903 profile image60
    LoisRyan13903posted 9 years ago

    "Today you are going to order take out"  I actually got one that said this.

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  8. beyoulou profile image59
    beyoulouposted 9 years ago

    you attract what you think and believe, so choose your thoughts and beliefs carefully.

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