Talking dirty

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  1. Mamelody profile image59
    Mamelodyposted 8 years ago

    My friend came over to my place today and she said her boyfriend always wants her to talk dirty to him during sex but she hasn't got a clue what to say.. actually neither do I!!

    Help me out.. what do I tell her.. smile

    1. profile image63
      logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Tell her to start out with, "you are so muddy, your hands are filthy and you haven't bathed in months!"
      Then follow it up with, "your toes are gross, your hair is so greasy!"
      See how hot that gets him! smile

    2. wsp2469 profile image59
      wsp2469posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Honestly?  Tell her to start out slow and pay attention the words he uses.  I also would encourage her to pay attention to the type of porn--if any--her BF watches/reads.  Of course, there's also the obvious talk to him about it.
      I like ALL kinds of nasty talk as long as it sounds sincere.
      <snipped>
      if she feels uncomfortable it won't sound sincere and probably won't help.
      If I get banned for talking dirty though I am coming back as a puppet and I will haunt you forever!

  2. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 8 years ago
  3. Mamelody profile image59
    Mamelodyposted 8 years ago

    cheers man.. very helpful.. hopefully I won't be labelled a sexual deviant lol

  4. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 8 years ago

    nah....  not you.....  hmm



                       big_smile

  5. Mamelody profile image59
    Mamelodyposted 8 years ago

    "I love your ickle wickle 8 ml attachment" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol lol lol

    1. wsp2469 profile image59
      wsp2469posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ml or INCH?

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    Its not what to say rather how to say it.  And if it's rehearsed or planned ahead of time, he'll know.  Let it come naturally, let go and the words will come.  Allow yourself permission to express yourself and you won't need anyone's advice.  Hope that makes sense girl xo
    big_smile

    1. profile image63
      logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Can you give us some examples? smile

      1. wsp2469 profile image59
        wsp2469posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah, give us some examples, Kim!

        Seriously, that is one of the points I was trying to make, too.  If she doesn't feel comfortable saying it then it won't sound sincere.
        It's one thing, for example, to do role-play and have a script regarding the parts and the action BUT "lines" have to come from within and be natural or sincere.
        "Lick my boots, boy!"  "Lick my boots, scum" "lick my boots, b*tch" all send the same message but what is she more comfortable calling her bf: boy, scum or b*tch, for example.
        uh
        not that
        I am saying I am into that kinda thing
        it's an example
        yeah
        ok I have to go write a hub
        eh
        yeah bi
        d@mn, Mariska Hargatay!

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