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Funny Quotes on Atheism, Religion and God

Updated on August 17, 2012

All the funny quotes, stupid questions and thoughts here are from me. If you find few of them elsewhere, there are two reasons for it: Great men think alike, and/or some people like to copy my thoughts.

This is just for fun, do not take it seriously. Just enjoy., comment and share. Atheists and believers both are welcome.

You believe in your GOD, I believe in my DOG. My dog has saved me many times

I believe that God is an atheist

I do not believe in believers

Believe me, I am an atheist

I do not trust in YOUR God

God is one, but my God is superior to yours

Thank God, there is No God

Oh God, you don't exist!

May God help the atheists in their war against him

God is in danger, save him!

If religion is opium, why it is not controlled under drug control act?

I do not want to say anything against God. What can I say against a thing that does not exist?

I believe in my Godfather, not in God

Does God know Darwin's theory of evolution?

Can God read? I want to send him some literature on atheism

God does not exist. He himself told me so

God is worried about the growing number of atheists

God knows, he exists or not

If God is not married and we all are his children, can we call him as a single father?

God is a virus, and atheism is an antivirus software. Download it free today!

Be a believer when you are in a church, be an atheist for rest of the time

-Mahavir Sanglikar


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    Mahaveer Sanglikar 5 years ago from Pune, India


    Nice and funny....

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    david 5 years ago

    Thank God I'm an atheist!

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    Mahaveer Sanglikar 6 years ago from Pune, India

    Oh God, atheists exist!

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    Rusle 6 years ago

    My favourite atheist quote is: If God made us in his or her image, why are we not invisible?

    Remember If Jesus loves you, you better hope he is using lube.

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    Druid Dude 6 years ago from West Coast

    Oh devil!

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    MizBejabbers 6 years ago

    Wish I'd have thought of that!

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    Anish Patel 6 years ago

    god exists in a war, thanks for the Ha has.

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    Steve Orion 6 years ago from Tampa, Florida

    Ha! Thanks for the laugh =)