If God Was One of Us...

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  1. Cris A profile image57
    Cris Aposted 9 years ago

    What would you ask if you had just one question?

    1. goldentoad profile image59
      goldentoadposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I'm going to have to sleep over this one, I don't want to mess this up. I should wake up to some good ones. Peace out, catch you tomorrow birthday boy.

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      sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Ask?  Whateva!  No seriously, I would sit God down on a golden park bench and ask if He is happy.

    3. BDazzler profile image78
      BDazzlerposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I'd ask, "Why do I only get one question?"  wink

      1. Cris A profile image57
        Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        that's wise of you! LOL But what if God says it's none of your business and don't ask why! And then God further says.... out with the question! What will you ask God? big_smile

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          sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          I would say....So....ummm...*foot fiddling with the ground* God....

          And then God would finish the rest, wouldn't even have to ask! LOL.

          1. Cris A profile image57
            Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            So what do you think will God's answers be? big_smile

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              sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              yes

              smile

        2. BDazzler profile image78
          BDazzlerposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          I'd just give Give Him a big hug and say, "Thanks!" ... Then, the question I would ask a private question about something in my own history.

      2. Make  Money profile image76
        Make Moneyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Okay that's your question.  Next.  smile

        I'd have so many questions too that I probably wouldn't know where to start.

        1. goldentoad profile image59
          goldentoadposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          I'd ask, "Sooooo, what's next?"

      3. mohitmisra profile image60
        mohitmisraposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        wink  true there are so many. smile

        This question has been asked recently and I had answered with how much time do I have on this planet?

  2. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 9 years ago
    1. Cris A profile image57
      Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      yep Joan Osbourne suddenly crossed my mind along with Alanis during our exchanges in one hub about seeing God.  So you have nothing to ask God? Btw, cool avatar, I can see you clearly now... big_smile

  3. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 9 years ago

    Looks like we have similar musical tastes smile

    Nothing new to ask though - I am actually quite interested in seeing him/her or rather getting in touch - cause it is obviously not him or her and not something "seeable". But this question was with me for quite some time smile

    And this is my most recent mug shot by my 4 year old son smile

    1. Cris A profile image57
      Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I myself is mulling over this..for i think i'd just cry like a baby when I face him/her/it when the time comes!

      I must say your son has quite the eye for photography! Nothing sweeter than pictures taken with love... not even PhotoShop! big_smile

  4. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 9 years ago

    Bet we are not unique in this! smile

    And you keep hiding your real face - the new avatar does it even better tongue

    1. Cris A profile image57
      Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      LOL that little watercolored face is mine big_smile

  5. Cris A profile image57
    Cris Aposted 9 years ago

    okay fair enough! Then when my turn comes, I'll know what to ask God! "what did bdazzler and sandra asked you?" LOL big_smile

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      sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        LOL!

  6. profile image0
    sandra rinckposted 9 years ago

    I would ask God for the truth.  I would totally say it like this too.  "Yo, God....I am down here.  (he looks to his feet) Come a little closer so I can see you."  God starts to come a little closer.  "closer..."  God comes a little closer. "Closer..."  Then when I am staring God in the eye or eyes or whatever,  I would say.  "Enough of the bullshit Pops, gimme the truth, the whole truth so help me God." 

    LOL.

  7. maestrowhit profile image59
    maestrowhitposted 9 years ago

    If God was one of us, I would look into the mirror and ask him why he was talking to himself.

    1. goldentoad profile image59
      goldentoadposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I may ask this if I got bold, can I have sex with whoever I want in heaven, considering there is no sin or diseases?

      1. maestrowhit profile image59
        maestrowhitposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        sure, man. I  wouldn't stop you.

      2. mohitmisra profile image60
        mohitmisraposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Heaven or God is One so there is no question of having sex with another.You will not need it as you will have left your human body behind and the bliss of God is absolutely incomparable to any pleasure we can get on this planet. smile

        1. goldentoad profile image59
          goldentoadposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          I will always need it, I think you mistake me for human, I'm some low bred mutt that keeps on going.

          1. goldentoad profile image59
            goldentoadposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Sorry, I'm some low bred toad, not a mutt

          2. mohitmisra profile image60
            mohitmisraposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            lol  In you is divinity, I promise you smile

            1. goldentoad profile image59
              goldentoadposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              I thought that's what I give my wife once a month

              1. mohitmisra profile image60
                mohitmisraposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                lol  lol  You will merge with your wife on death into endless blissfull light.No wife, no you only One. smile

                1. goldentoad profile image59
                  goldentoadposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  No Wife!!!???? that must be Heaven!

                  1. mohitmisra profile image60
                    mohitmisraposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                    lol lol  it is , pure bliss, we are in hell smile

    2. mohitmisra profile image60
      mohitmisraposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      God is in each and every human and we are having an internal dialogue with him all the time.I do smile

      1. goldentoad profile image59
        goldentoadposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        I think there's medication for that.

        1. mohitmisra profile image60
          mohitmisraposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Not medication, its called meditation smile The ultimate medication smile

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    C. C. Riterposted 9 years ago

    Cris, I would ask for a do-over!

 
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