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    SirDentposted 4 years ago

    Young Ernie and his family were invited to have Easter Sunday lunch at his grandmother's house in Monkey's Eyebrow, Arizona. USA. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Ernie received his plate he started eating straight away.

    'Ernie, wait until we say grace,' demanded his father.

    'I don't have to,' the five year old replied.

    'Of course you do, Ernest,' his mother insisted rather forcefully. 'We always say a prayer before eating at our house.'

    'That's at our house,' Ernie explained, 'but this is Grandma's house, and she knows how to cook.'

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      Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this


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    SirDentposted 4 years ago

    A teacher asked the children in her Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

    "NO!" the children all answered.

    "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

    Again, the answer was "NO!"

    "Well," she continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

    In the back of the room, a five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

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      JG11Bravoposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      Good one.