A few days after Easter, Mark age 6, went to the refrigerator to get a piece of his chocolate candy. He asked his mother if she wanted a piece.
"No," his Mom said. "I'm trying to lose weight."
"Well," Mark said, "when you wanna gain weight, my Easter candy will be in the 'fridge. Eat all you want.
That's pretty funny it reminds me about what my nephew who is in kindergarden said the other day. I asked him if he ever sees the principle. He said "yes." Then I asked what does the principle say to you? My nephew replied "the principle says welcome back." I almost couldn't stop laughing. haaaaaaa!
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