How does an angler look at an angler-fish?

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   DasEngelposted 9 years ago

   ..when the angled fish complains that the angler isn't serious enough to tell it in detail how the angler planned and caught the fish. The angled fish then proclaims its legal rights and even threatens the angler. Then, the fish demands that the angler must confess his religious beliefs and let the fish know how he lives his life. And so on.
   
   
   
   

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   Kathryn L Hillposted 9 years ago

   Angler-fish: "Finally I have been caught by an Angler! I should be happy with that alone.
   Nevertheless, I want this angler to seriously tell me how he planned to catch me, how he actually ended up catching me, his religious beliefs and how he lives his life. And not only that, but why!"
   
   Q. Is that really too much for an angler-fish to ask an angler?
   
   A.  Yes. The angler would look at the angler-fish like the angler-fish was way out of line by asking so many questions and cause the angler to tell the angler-fish to "Stop already!"

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      DasEngelposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      The good news is that unlike many atheistic anglers, spiritual anglers do have heart, conscience, and compassion.

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         janesixposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         According to who? Let's see your scientific study showing atheists have no compassion, etc.

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         Live to Learnposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         As an angler and a Christian I will say that I look at a fish in one of two ways. Dinner or bait. I think the fish I have encountered are well aware of this. None have asked for further clarification.

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            goegoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Jesus was a mushroom
            
            http://youtu.be/BtiMw0-akAM

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   goegoposted 9 years ago

   Something's in the way...
   
   https://youtu.be/jDyvClUsCJU
   
   Fish don't have any feelings

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      Kathryn L Hillposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Well, I for one am glad to know the truth.

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      Kathryn L Hillposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Something in the Way
      Song by Nirvana
      Underneath the bridge
      The tarp has sprung a leak
      And the animals I've trapped
      Have all become my pets
      And I'm living off of grass
      And the drippings from the ceiling
      But it's okay to eat fish
      'Cause they don't have any feelings
      Something in the way
      Ummmmm
      Something in the way, yeah
      Ummmmm
      Something in the way
      Ummmmm
      Something in the way, yeah
      Ummmmm
      Something in the way
      Ummmmm
      Something in the way, yeah
      Ummmmm
      Underneath the bridge
      The tarp has sprung a leak
      And the animals I've trapped
      Have all become my pets
      And I'm living off of grass
      And the drippings from the ceiling
      But it's okay to eat fish
      'Cause they don't have any feelings
      Something in the way
      Ummmmm
      Something in the way, yeah
      Ummmmm
      Something in the way
      Ummmmm
      Something in the way, yeah
      Ummmmm
      Something in…

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      DasEngelposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I'm a vegetarian.

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