Summoning an Incubus

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    DaughterOfJanusposted 7 years ago

    I've looked it up on MSN and come up on many dead ends, and I came here to ask you all if you have any rituals that will help me summon an Incubus. Also I would like to ask if you all have some tips for me, things I should need to know.


    P.S. I'm very aware of the cons, so please I don't want to hear a bunch of people warning me, if something goes wrong, then it goes wrong, I'm ready to accept the consequences.

    1. BizGenGirl profile image89
      BizGenGirlposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Can I ask why you would even want to summon an incubus?

      1. Jonathan Janco profile image65
        Jonathan Jancoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah are that desparate for a man, that you want one to trick you and enslave your soul???
        Or is this a revenge thing??

    2. Beelzedad profile image54
      Beelzedadposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      It's quite simple, go to any public place where there are a lot people, put a brown paper bag over your head, raise one leg, flap your arms and scream like a chicken.

      Works every time, guaranteed. smile

      1. dutchman1951 profile image60
        dutchman1951posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        LMAO....Bleeeez!   to funny...man!

    3. Slarty O'Brian profile image85
      Slarty O'Brianposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Just go to sleep. I'll send one over.

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      paarsurreyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      It is just a superstition; it has got nothing to do with the science or religion.

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        paarsurreyposted 7 years agoin reply to this
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      klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      An incubus can only occur to people that have really rotten energy and dwell in surroundings that have very negative energy. If you spend your nights in clubs, getting drunk, doing drugs, etc. It's possible that a lost spirit who is still very much bound to earthly habits such as sex might walk you home. When I was younger, I had to play gigs until really late at night. I used to feel dark spirits clinging on to me as I drove home. It was kind of gross. I remember one night I had a very strange erotic dream and woke up to find I had marks on my thighs. It looked like someone had grabbed me tightly. Now, I'll tell you this... I'm not one to drink or do drugs, and nobody went home with me that night. I gave my club gig to the Kardashian chics! No way... I'm staying out of those lowlife places! Thank you!

      1. Jonathan Janco profile image65
        Jonathan Jancoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I think it's more likely that such a spirit would appear not necessarily in low places of the physical world but in low places of the heart. While getting over a love interest that is unrequited due to my fear and doubt, I met a woman who seemed like a great catch. She was smart, sexy, interesting. Problem was, the more I got to know her, the more I realized everything she said was a lie. She lied as if she was incapable of telling the truth. Being that I am honest to a fault, I found this to be a highly spiritual test. The woman I had been trying to get over lied to me once when we first met and I couldn't open myself up to her after that. I believe the latter woman who lied about everything was sent by a spirit to show me how much worse I could do.

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          klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Could be Jonathan... but an incubus is the act of having sex with a spirit. Strange things happen all the time. Sounds like you read her correctly. smile Good for you!

          1. Jonathan Janco profile image65
            Jonathan Jancoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Actually, the dictionary tells me it's such a spirit itself, not the act of it descending upon you in your sleep. I'd like to know your thoughts on how you defined the term.

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              klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              I know it's not the definite word, but this is how I've always considered an incubus. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubus

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              lynnechandlerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              I'm kinda curious as to where you got your definition because everything I have looked this word up in is basically saying the same as the Wiki link Klara provides says.

              1. Jonathan Janco profile image65
                Jonathan Jancoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                Right, and the wiki link clearly states an incubus is the demonic spirit itself not the action it takes. Its action 'to lay upon', is the definition of the Latin root, incubare or incubo. It does say that, right. I'm pretty sure I read it right.

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                  lynnechandlerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  You read it right, I read your post wrong, lol. That is what I get without enough sleep.

                  1. Jonathan Janco profile image65
                    Jonathan Jancoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    Well, thank god for that! I thought maybe I was hallucinating.

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                  klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ … om|utmccn=(referral)|utmcmd=referral|utmcct=/translate&__utmv=-&__utmk=41612962

                  Try this link for a definition.

                  1. Jonathan Janco profile image65
                    Jonathan Jancoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    OK, great! Looks like we finally exhausted that one. I'm still wondering why the OP is still MIA

  2. Daniel Carter profile image73
    Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago

    Buy a dildo. At least that's real.

  3. CMHypno profile image93
    CMHypnoposted 7 years ago

    HubPages seems a strange place to be asking this kind of question - wouldn't you be better off on one of the supernatural sites?

    But really you should be asking yourself why you want to summon anything? Why not just join a regular dating site?

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    lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago

    lol Here is the scary thing. When you type in "summoning an incubus" in Google this thread comes up on the first page about half-way down. Amazing!

    1. CMHypno profile image93
      CMHypnoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Least something's beaten the Panda! lol Are there any rituals mentioned to summon viewers to your Hubs?

      1. Jonathan Janco profile image65
        Jonathan Jancoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah, go to someone else's hub, comment or share your thoughts on the subject and they might look at your hubs. But if you look at the traffic I've been getting, you'll see that I am no expert.

        1. CMHypno profile image93
          CMHypnoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Hey Jonathan, maybe the Incubus could bring you some traffic to your hubs? smile Commenting on other hubs is all good, but you want to be punting for some search engine traffic, as that is how you make some money. There are some great hubs on keywords/SEO is you go have a search around

      2. SandyMcCollum profile image75
        SandyMcCollumposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        The OP has no hubs. Just wants the answer from us, I guess. I don't have the answer, that's for sure.

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    lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago

    A spell to increase prosperity might work, or a money spell, hmmmm...need to seriously look into that, hehe...

  6. Disturbia profile image59
    Disturbiaposted 7 years ago

    An incubus?  Hold on, let me go fetch my broom, fly over to my girlfriend's cave and we'll dig up some spells for you.

  7. Peter Hoggan profile image69
    Peter Hogganposted 7 years ago

    An elderly woman walks up to the sales counter of a sex shop. She is trembling and looks totally exhausted. She asks the sales assistant in a frail quivering voice "do you sell vibrators". "Yes we do" replied the sales assistant. "Oh good" replied the old lady shakily, "Please tell me, how the **** do you switch them off".

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, Sure, an old woman does not need a vibrator. She trembles always w/o batteries for it,, hehehe.

    2. SandyMcCollum profile image75
      SandyMcCollumposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Good one! big_smile

    3. Disturbia profile image59
      Disturbiaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Every lady should have a vibrator, they are more user friendly than an incubus and you don't have to deal with all that messy drama and those attachment issues. wink

      1. WryLilt profile image91
        WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Well said!

  8. mistyhorizon2003 profile image91
    mistyhorizon2003posted 7 years ago

    LOL, this sounds like a great topic for a hub based on the fact it is more or less guaranteed to get page 1 rankings on Google by all accounts!! Any takers?

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      lynnechandlerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol Apparently, it has been done on HP and in various forms.

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    klarawieckposted 7 years ago

    Are you trying to summon a specific spirit? Or just anyone who's interested?

  10. Greek One profile image73
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    judging by your definitions, i think it is fair to say that the Miami Heat summoned some of these beings to be in the starting line up of their team

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      klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Aw! You're just jealous Greek! What happened? Your team went home crying??? Booohoooo???

      1. Greek One profile image73
        Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        http://rlv.zcache.com/lebron_james_traitor_t_shirt-p235825492756589472yxun_400.jpg

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          klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          No, that wasn't the toga I saw...

  11. Pearldiver profile image80
    Pearldiverposted 7 years ago

    Geezz... Who left the light on and the window open? hmm
    Where do these Nutty Moths come from? sad

    Clearly she got No Joy from Jake The Snake's website  roll

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      klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I don't know Pearldiver, but I'll tell you this... I did get a glimpse of something leaving the window... It kinda looked like a toga? I wonder!

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    lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago

    http://media5.picsearch.com/is?v2CZ20ke3hGh0azehjuNa6DrTWgwRAOWmfisrOwSRj4

    Maybe it was this!

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      klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      not showing

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      lynnechandlerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I fixed it, I think, lol.

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    klarawieckposted 7 years ago

    No, it was definitely a greek toga! lol

  14. Jonathan Janco profile image65
    Jonathan Jancoposted 7 years ago

    I still would like to know the op's motivation for this. I asked her if it was for revenge purposes and she has been conspicuously silent on that subject.

 
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