Summoning an Incubus

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   DaughterOfJanusposted 13 years ago

   I've looked it up on MSN and come up on many dead ends, and I came here to ask you all if you have any rituals that will help me summon an Incubus. Also I would like to ask if you all have some tips for me, things I should need to know.
   
   
   P.S. I'm very aware of the cons, so please I don't want to hear a bunch of people warning me, if something goes wrong, then it goes wrong, I'm ready to accept the consequences.

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      BizGenGirlposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Can I ask why you would even want to summon an incubus?

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         Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Yeah are that desparate for a man, that you want one to trick you and enslave your soul???
         Or is this a revenge thing??

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      Beelzedadposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      It's quite simple, go to any public place where there are a lot people, put a brown paper bag over your head, raise one leg, flap your arms and scream like a chicken.
      
      Works every time, guaranteed.

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         dutchman1951posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         LMAO....Bleeeez!   to funny...man!

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      Slarty O'Brianposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Just go to sleep. I'll send one over.

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      paarsurreyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      It is just a superstition; it has got nothing to do with the science or religion.

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         paarsurreyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

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      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      An incubus can only occur to people that have really rotten energy and dwell in surroundings that have very negative energy. If you spend your nights in clubs, getting drunk, doing drugs, etc. It's possible that a lost spirit who is still very much bound to earthly habits such as sex might walk you home. When I was younger, I had to play gigs until really late at night. I used to feel dark spirits clinging on to me as I drove home. It was kind of gross. I remember one night I had a very strange erotic dream and woke up to find I had marks on my thighs. It looked like someone had grabbed me tightly. Now, I'll tell you this... I'm not one to drink or do drugs, and nobody went home with me that night. I gave my club gig to the Kardashian chics! No way... I'm staying out of those lowlife places! Thank you!

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         Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I think it's more likely that such a spirit would appear not necessarily in low places of the physical world but in low places of the heart. While getting over a love interest that is unrequited due to my fear and doubt, I met a woman who seemed like a great catch. She was smart, sexy, interesting. Problem was, the more I got to know her, the more I realized everything she said was a lie. She lied as if she was incapable of telling the truth. Being that I am honest to a fault, I found this to be a highly spiritual test. The woman I had been trying to get over lied to me once when we first met and I couldn't open myself up to her after that. I believe the latter woman who lied about everything was sent by a spirit to show me how much worse I could do.

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            klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Could be Jonathan... but an incubus is the act of having sex with a spirit. Strange things happen all the time. Sounds like you read her correctly. Good for you!

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               Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Actually, the dictionary tells me it's such a spirit itself, not the act of it descending upon you in your sleep. I'd like to know your thoughts on how you defined the term.

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                  klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  I know it's not the definite word, but this is how I've always considered an incubus. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubus

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                  lynnechandlerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  I'm kinda curious as to where you got your definition because everything I have looked this word up in is basically saying the same as the Wiki link Klara provides says.

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                     Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     Right, and the wiki link clearly states an incubus is the demonic spirit itself not the action it takes. Its action 'to lay upon', is the definition of the Latin root, incubare or incubo. It does say that, right. I'm pretty sure I read it right.

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                        lynnechandlerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        You read it right, I read your post wrong, lol. That is what I get without enough sleep.

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                           Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                           Well, thank god for that! I thought maybe I was hallucinating.

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                        klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ … om|utmccn=(referral)|utmcmd=referral|utmcct=/translate&__utmv=-&__utmk=41612962
                        
                        Try this link for a definition.

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                           Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                           OK, great! Looks like we finally exhausted that one. I'm still wondering why the OP is still MIA

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                              SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                              ..incubus got her?....can't wake up? 

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                              klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                              Here is my version of it... the one who posted this was the actual spirit looking for a way to fulfill the incubus experience!

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                                 Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                 New profile image, huh?
                                 You might be right about that. Perhaps Daughter of Janus is a sucubus and needs an evil spirit partner to take back to the underworld with her.

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                                    klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                    Hahaha... Well, I better go to bed and take my succubus with me! He said he was watching TV but I hear him snoring away! Good talking to you, Jonathan! See you around! Good night.

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   Daniel Carterposted 13 years ago

   Buy a dildo. At least that's real.

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   CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

   HubPages seems a strange place to be asking this kind of question - wouldn't you be better off on one of the supernatural sites?
   
   But really you should be asking yourself why you want to summon anything? Why not just join a regular dating site?

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   lynnechandlerposted 13 years ago

   Here is the scary thing. When you type in "summoning an incubus" in Google this thread comes up on the first page about half-way down. Amazing!

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      CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Least something's beaten the Panda! Are there any rituals mentioned to summon viewers to your Hubs?

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         Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Yeah, go to someone else's hub, comment or share your thoughts on the subject and they might look at your hubs. But if you look at the traffic I've been getting, you'll see that I am no expert.

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            CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Hey Jonathan, maybe the Incubus could bring you some traffic to your hubs? Commenting on other hubs is all good, but you want to be punting for some search engine traffic, as that is how you make some money. There are some great hubs on keywords/SEO is you go have a search around

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         SandyMcCollumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         The OP has no hubs. Just wants the answer from us, I guess. I don't have the answer, that's for sure.

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   lynnechandlerposted 13 years ago

   A spell to increase prosperity might work, or a money spell, hmmmm...need to seriously look into that, hehe...

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   Disturbiaposted 13 years ago

   An incubus?  Hold on, let me go fetch my broom, fly over to my girlfriend's cave and we'll dig up some spells for you.

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   Peter Hogganposted 13 years ago

   An elderly woman walks up to the sales counter of a sex shop. She is trembling and looks totally exhausted. She asks the sales assistant in a frail quivering voice "do you sell vibrators". "Yes we do" replied the sales assistant. "Oh good" replied the old lady shakily, "Please tell me, how the **** do you switch them off".

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      prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, Sure, an old woman does not need a vibrator. She trembles always w/o batteries for it,, hehehe.

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      SandyMcCollumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Good one!

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      Disturbiaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Every lady should have a vibrator, they are more user friendly than an incubus and you don't have to deal with all that messy drama and those attachment issues.

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         WryLiltposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Well said!

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   mistyhorizon2003posted 13 years ago

   LOL, this sounds like a great topic for a hub based on the fact it is more or less guaranteed to get page 1 rankings on Google by all accounts!! Any takers?

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      lynnechandlerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Apparently, it has been done on HP and in various forms.

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   klarawieckposted 13 years ago

   Are you trying to summon a specific spirit? Or just anyone who's interested?

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    judging by your definitions, i think it is fair to say that the Miami Heat summoned some of these beings to be in the starting line up of their team

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Aw! You're just jealous Greek! What happened? Your team went home crying??? Booohoooo???

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          Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          

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             klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             No, that wasn't the toga I saw...

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    Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

    Geezz... Who left the light on and the window open?
    Where do these Nutty Moths come from?
    
    Clearly she got No Joy from Jake The Snake's website 

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I don't know Pearldiver, but I'll tell you this... I did get a glimpse of something leaving the window... It kinda looked like a toga? I wonder!

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    lynnechandlerposted 13 years ago

    
    
    Maybe it was this!

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       not showing

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       lynnechandlerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I fixed it, I think, lol.

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    No, it was definitely a greek toga!

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    I still would like to know the op's motivation for this. I asked her if it was for revenge purposes and she has been conspicuously silent on that subject.

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