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Top Twenty Best Funny Football Quotes- The Football Commentators

Updated on June 28, 2010

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Football commentators are always prone to the odd cock-up and howler here and there.

 Live football coverage on television and radio, puts the commentators under pressure, as well as the football pundits who are prone to the odd howler.

Peru score their third, and It's 3-1 to Scotland. David Coleman

And now for the goals from Carrow Road, where the game ended 0-0. Elton Welsby.

With the very last kick of the game Bobby McDonald scored with a header. Alan Parry.

Sporting Lisbon in their green and white hoops, looking like a team of zebras. Peter Jones.

The ageless Dennis Wise, now in his thirties. Martin Tyler.

And the German Stormtroopers are arriving at the far post. Barry Davies.

That ball was glued to his foot- all the way into the back of the net. Alan Parry.

Roma and Lazio, like Penelope Pitstop, are tied on points. James Richardson.

Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve. John Grieg.

What a debut for the young goalkeeper, as a striker. Peter Drury

Oh, he had an eternity to play that ball, but he took too long over it. Martin Tyler

2-0 is a cricket score in Italian football. Alan Parry

Viv Anderson has pissed a late fatness test. John Helm.

After a goalless first half, the score at half time is 0-0.Brian Moore.

The Argentinians are numbered alphabetically. John Motson.

You don't score 64 goals in 86 games without being able to score goals. Alan Green.

Forest have now lost six matches without winning. David Coleman.

Arsenal are quick to credit Bergkamp with laying on 75% of their nine goals. Tony Gubba.

Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you’re 80-20 sure of winning it. Ian Darke.

There is Johan Cruyff , who at 35 has added a whole new meaning to the word Anno Domini. Archie McPherson.


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