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100+ Silly Google Questions About Atheism
100+ Silly Google Questions About Atheists
What are the 100 stupidest Google searches people have asked about atheism, and how do atheists fair?
Well in case you're wondering how people really feel, then take a quick look at this sample of Google searches about atheism.
- Are atheist evil
- Are atheist satanist
- Are atheist antichrist
- Are atheist communists
- Are atheist going to hell
- Are atheist rational
- Are atheist stupid
- Does atheism kill
- Does atheism have morals
- Does atheism make sense
Okay so let's address the big fat elephant in the room first. Apparently a lot of individuals are wondering if atheists are scumbags who should either burn in hell or worship Satan.
Surprised?
If you've been online and on the message boards long enough, then probably not. However this is just a taste, and there's plenty more to look through if you're allured.
Can you get through the next 90 stupid Google questions about atheism without losing your sanity?
11.
| Are atheist bigots
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12.
| Are doctors atheist
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13.
| Are emos atheist
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14.
| Are french atheist
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15.
| Are atheist illuminati
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16.
| Are jewish atheist
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17.
| Are japanese atheist
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18.
| Are vietnamese atheist
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19.
| Are psychologists atheist
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20.
| Are philosophers atheist
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Are Atheists Doctors and Psychologists?
In this set of questions, specific careers and nationalities are being targeted. It may be mindless curiosity, but it's also pure ignorance to identify certain groups as being atheist.
What does this say about different cultures, races, and ethnicities when it comes to religious beliefs?
Based on those Google questions, I suppose everyone's got them all figured out and it's terrifying to witness.
21.
| Are atheist groups tax exempt
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22.
| Are atheist narcissistic
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23.
| Are atheist racist
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24.
| Are the underachievers atheist
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25.
| Are atheist violence
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26.
| Does atheism exist
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27.
| Does atheist worship the devil
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28.
| Does atheism affect society
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29.
| Does atheist believe in god
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30.
| Does atheist believe in ghosts
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Tax Exempt Non Believers
I was floored when I discovered people have searched this on Google. How in the world could someone who doesn't believe in a higher power be tax exempt. If that were the case, then we'd all be atheists.
Other piques of interest that arose was the wonderment of a spiritual connection, aka ghosts. Honestly I wasn't sure whether to put this in the dumb or inquisitive category because it's not an off the wall question.
However there's just a little too much confusion and not enough intrigue.
31.
| Does atheism cause depression
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32.
| Does atheism correlate with intelligence
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33.
| Where does atheism come from
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34.
| Does atheism count as a religion
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35.
| Does atheism have a founder
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36.
| Does atheism have a symbol
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37.
| Does atheism poison everything
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38.
| Does communism promote atheism
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39.
| Does atheist get married
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40.
| Do atheist have a church
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41.
| Do atheist have a higher iq
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42.
| Do atheist believe in heaven
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43.
| Do atheist celebrate birthdays
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44.
| Do atheist celebrate holidays
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45.
| Do atheist commit more crimes
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46.
| Do atheist eat babies
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47.
| Do atheist fall in love
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48.
| Do atheist have souls
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49.
| Do atheist say oh my god
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50.
| Do atheist swear on the bible in court
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The Founding Fathers of Atheism
Certain individuals would like to know about the beginnings of atheism. Who were the founding fathers and where did it come from.
Considering atheism indicates a non-religious belief system, then those questions have very little merit. I suppose you could put the blame on scientists and revolutionary thinkers like Einstein, Galileo or Aristotle, but it's a very vague origin story.
The other questions in this set are a combination of idiocy and fascination (riding that fine line), but again it's a little too biased to be taken seriously.
When people say "oh my god", is it merely common rhetoric or are they really referring to god; my bet is on the former.
51.
| Do atheist have rights
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52.
| Do atheist read the bible
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53.
| Do atheist say bless you
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54.
| Do atheist say the pledge of allegiance
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55.
| Do atheist say rest in peace
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56.
| Do atheist celebrate new year
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57.
| Why are atheist so angry
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58.
| Why are atheist so hateful
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59.
| Why are comedians atheist
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60.
| Why are chinese atheist
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61.
| Why are atheist so mean
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62.
| Why are the mythbusters atheist
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63.
| Why are nerds atheist
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64.
| Why are physicists atheist
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65.
| Why are atheist so rude
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66.
| Can atheist and christian date
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67.
| Can atheist and christian be friends
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68.
| Can atheist be saved
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69.
| Can atheist be happy
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70.
| Can an atheist date a mormon
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Rude and Nasty Atheists
My guess is that those who have googled about atheists being a spawn of Satan also think they're rude, nasty people.
I could be wrong but normally there's a correlation between the two. Some people have also asked whether or not atheists should celebrate holidays or have rights.
Yes there are people asking if atheists should have rights!
But to be fair if they think they worship the devil, then why would a bunch of hell-raisers have any rights.
A lot of these questions would probably make a non-believer cringe. In fact, they'd probably turn rude and nasty from the sample list alone at the top.
71.
| Can atheist date a catholic
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72.
| Can an atheist ever be president
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73.
| Can atheist run for office
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74.
| Can atheist be forgiven
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75.
| Can atheist have morals
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76.
| Can atheist join the military
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77.
| Can an atheist join boy scouts
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78.
| Can atheist love
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79.
| Can atheist lie
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80.
| Can an atheist live a moral life
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81.
| Can an atheist run for office in Texas
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82.
| Can an atheist read the bible
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83.
| Can an atheist serve on a jury
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84.
| Can you atheist still celebrate christmas
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85.
| Can an atheist testify in court
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86.
| Can atheist go to church
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87.
| Can an atheist work at chick fil a
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88.
| Can an atheist practice yoga
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89.
| Will good atheist go to hell
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90.
| Will college make you an atheist
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Can an Atheist Be President?
This one shocked me. Can an atheist run for office, can they serve on a jury, and can they join the military?
There's a ton of political and social questions in this group, and this time I can't say it's strictly curiosity. The fact that people are questioning whether an atheist should serve in the military is completely insane.
My goodness there's even a Google question about whether or not they're allowed to join the boy scouts.
Or how about this...
Can an atheist love or lie...So if you don't believe in a god or higher power then you lack the ability to love and lie?
I scoff in amazement...Thank you Google for showing me society's innermost secrets.
91.
| Can an atheist meditation
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92.
| How was atheism created
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93.
| How is atheism practiced
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94.
| Should atheist be allowed to vote
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95.
| Should atheist be banned
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96.
| Should atheist be killed
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97.
| What should atheist do in church
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98.
| Should atheist be allowed to marry
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99.
| Should I divorce my atheist husband
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100.
| Can you atheist buddhist
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Why Atheism Should Be Banned
You know what...these questions are kind of sad because there are places in the world where these ideas are legitimate even in 2019.
It also furthers negative assumptions about Atheism and how it's the ultimate sin. People are treating them as serial killers or terrorists who need to be destroyed.
But whether or not you agree with atheism doesn't make these questions any less ridiculous to type in on Google. If anything it should make you more culturally aware about various perceptions on non-believers and their feelings towards them.
Well there you have it...
Those were the 100 silliest Google questions about atheism and atheists, so what do you think?