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I AM A TIME TRAVELER

Updated on August 25, 2010

FEAT OF MAGIC

I can’t speak for other folks but as for myself I am a time traveler. I can go back to the past anytime I desire. When this occurs I am no longer saddled with this old decrepit body I am whoever I want to be. I’m young and virile but not a stud I never was a stud but I did OK.  I have a magic formula for my time travel and you can also accomplish this feat of magic yourself.  You will love it. It sets you free from mortal bonds and you can do unimaginable things yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

FORGET YOUR TROUBLES

Everyday we are bombarded with troubles of many types they can be downers and really bum you out. Are we going to be Socialist run? Are we suffering under unsustainable National Debt? Is the planet going to implode due to environmental pressures? Is an asteroid going to impact the Earth bringing death and destruction? Are we being visited by alien beings and are they hostile? Will terrorist kill all of us? Will Iran go nuclear and destroy the World?

My remedy will take you away from all these troubles and fear and doubt at least for a little while.

LITTLE HINT

You don’t have to be Houdini or even David Copperfield. It’s a little trick anybody can easily learn to set yourself as free as a bird. This has been done for time immemorial by masses of people. It’s a tuneful remedy for whatever ails you. In a way you will go on a "Magic Carpet Ride". That’s a little hint as to where I’m going. You can take this trip yourself any time you desire.

HAVE YOU GUESSED THE TRICK?

C’mon folks by now you should know of what I speaking. I know fellow hubber Tony0724 knows the remedy as shown in his hub below I read just yesterday.

http://hubpages.com/hub/HAIR-METAL-My-guilty-pleasure#comment-2970004

Now if you don’t get it you must be dense!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know MUSIC takes us on a time travel journey. We may become little kids again or teen idols. Nothing is impossible when under the influence of our favorite music!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday I was feeling like an old fogey and I listened to Eric Burdon and The Animals singing “The House of The Rising Sun” and I was young again. I blasted the volume to a deafening state. I time traveled back to the 60’s as easily as pie!!!!!!!! It’s a good remedy for whatever ails you, and I recommend it very highly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • Tom Whitworth profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Whitworth 

      6 years ago from Moundsville, WV

      I've heard it said that time is not linear but that everything is occurring simultaneously. It only appears sequentially linear to us so we can have some understanding.....or misunderstanding.

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      ocean 

      6 years ago

      There is only this Eternal Now. This very moment, but it just so happens this one moment is everywhere. Or another way of looking at it is that the memories of our lives are just different viewpoints of this one eternal moment.

      The time transporter will be found on the moon Europa in 2197 under the ice ,in the ocean of that moon. It will change everything . It already has.

    • Tom Whitworth profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Whitworth 

      6 years ago from Moundsville, WV

      Not a bad year at all.

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      ocean 

      6 years ago

      I am living in 1972

    • Tom Whitworth profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Whitworth 

      8 years ago from Moundsville, WV

      dahoglund,

      I agree with you. I only want to visit during my time travel episodes. The thought of totally reliving those days is very scary indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      Don A. Hoglund 

      8 years ago from Wisconsin Rapids

      Although I enjoy and write about old music and TV etc. I don't know if I would want to relive those days.

    • Tom Whitworth profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Whitworth 

      8 years ago from Moundsville, WV

      Pamela,

      Tony's hub Sunday inspired me. I realized I was a time traveler when I listened to my music!!!!!!!!

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      Pamela Oglesby 

      8 years ago from United States

      Tom, I agree with you. Listening to old favorites can take you away to a happy time in the past. I always like Tony;s hubs when he writes about music. Great hub.

    • Tom Whitworth profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Whitworth 

      8 years ago from Moundsville, WV

      Pop,

      That's for sure as long as my music is playing!!!!!!!!!

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      breakfastpop 

      8 years ago

      I agree Tom, music is the key. By the way, no way, no how are you an old fogey.

    • Tom Whitworth profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Whitworth 

      8 years ago from Moundsville, WV

      Vladimir,

      It's my pleasure.

    • Vladimir Uhri profile image

      Vladimir Uhri 

      8 years ago from HubPages, FB

      Thank you Tom for this reading.

    • Tom Whitworth profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Whitworth 

      8 years ago from Moundsville, WV

      eovery,

      My trip is from the music. I travel light not at the "speed" of light.

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      eovery 

      8 years ago from MIddle of the Boondocks of Iowa

      Tom, I thought for a little bit I was wondering what you were smoking, but I got it.

      Keep on hubbing!

    • Tom Whitworth profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Whitworth 

      8 years ago from Moundsville, WV

      Neil Sperling,

      What ever floats your boat I have no trouble with. I time travel on my own frequency without any aid but my music.

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      Neil Sperling 

      8 years ago from Port Dover Ontario Canada

      Cool ! - I find it gets even easier after I roll and enjoy a fat doobie first.. Smoke on the Water, Stairway to Heaven then top it off with some early Stones! Rock on!

    • Tom Whitworth profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Whitworth 

      8 years ago from Moundsville, WV

      Thanks Robert, I just love time travel!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Putz Ballard profile image

      Putz Ballard 

      8 years ago

      Great hub Tom

    • Tom Whitworth profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Whitworth 

      8 years ago from Moundsville, WV

      sheila b.

      I come very close to that I listen to Guy Lombardo on New Years Eve, and it takes me back to when I was a baby.

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      sheila b. 

      8 years ago

      Actually, we can even go back to before we were born, to the music our parents liked when they were young, and sang or listened to on the radio when we were young.

    • Tom Whitworth profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Whitworth 

      8 years ago from Moundsville, WV

      nicomp,

      The CD or DVD reproduces a sound quality that takes me way back in time. Add to that a surround sound system and I never heard anything else even close!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      nicomp really 

      8 years ago from Ohio, USA

      It does work. Don't throw away those 8-tracks!

    • Tom Whitworth profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Whitworth 

      8 years ago from Moundsville, WV

      Jim,

      It's easy and relatively cheap. It never fails me!!!!!!!!!!

      I can be a little boy in the 50's or a teen in the 60's or the father of two teens in the 80's it truly magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      Springboard 

      8 years ago from Wisconsin

      Amazing. Tried it. It works. Going back again. :)

    • Tom Whitworth profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Whitworth 

      8 years ago from Moundsville, WV

      Tony,

      I agree and thank you for the inspiration to write this hub!!!!!!!

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      tony0724 

      8 years ago from san diego calif

      Tom my man I cannot thank you enough for the props , I am totally honored that you would Include me in your hubs. I gotta get away from politics from time to time so music is my departure. Thanks again Tom !

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