This week has been very busy with spammers who spin content and post in the forums. I've had to report a few of them myself. They do make for a good laugh. I wish HP would find a way to delete these posts.
I almost thought you had a drug problem until I read the next comment LOL! That's awesome though, you'd think some of the spammers would learn a little English, or attempt to proofread their bots' posts lol..