Strange or Odd Sayings Game

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   Sa Toyaposted 14 years ago

   Not sure if it's a game but I'll try and make it one.
   
   Any saying you know that's weird post it.
   
   Rule no more than 2 per post
   
   Odd sayings like:
   
   Over the moon
   
   Peas in a Pod

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   Cagsilposted 14 years ago

   Rooster in the hen house.

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   lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

   pull my finger

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   Sa Toyaposted 14 years ago

   Chickens in the tree.
   
   My sister says it...I think its a real one

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   lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

   here's a quarter, call someone who cares

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   Arthur Fontesposted 14 years ago

   Knee high on a grasshopper. 
   
   What does that mean anyway?  Anyone?

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      Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I think it is "knee high TO a grasshopper"-- meaning quite short or small.

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         Arthur Fontesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Thanks for the answer Rochelle so someones knee is as high as a grasshopper?

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            Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            maybe-- but I thought it was someone as tall as a grasshopper's knee.

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               Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               It's knee high to a grasshopper

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   Dolores Monetposted 14 years ago

   Back when Hector was a pup.

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   hamstersmessiahposted 14 years ago

   it's good luck to pull the finger of the farting buddha!

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   AnythingArtzyposted 14 years ago

   as jumpy as a cat on a hot tin roof
   
   slick as a whistle

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    Michael Willisposted 14 years ago

    Itchy hand palms means you're coming into money
    
    Were your ears burning? (Someone talking about you)

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    Sa Toyaposted 14 years ago

    that doesn't change the price in sugar in China
    
    ...my teacher said this in school alot
    
    What it means...
    
    tip of the iceberg

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    europewalkerposted 14 years ago

    what goes around comes around

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    Michael Willisposted 14 years ago

    breaking a mirror is 7 years bad luck

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    Ivorwenposted 14 years ago

    Slicker than snot on a brass doorknob.
    
    A snowballs chance in hell.

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    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    Shove it up your A$S!

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    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    Here's mud in your eye

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    sophsposted 14 years ago

    'How long is a piece of string'?
    
    My mum always used to say this when I asked something she didn't know the answer to :s

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    sophsposted 14 years ago

    'The ball is in your court'
    
    I don't have a ball or a court!! Arggghhh!!

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    drej2522posted 14 years ago

    stupid is as stupid does!

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    sophsposted 14 years ago

    'At the end of the day.....'
    
    I hate this one! lol

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       drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Or how about this crapper?
       
       Someone asks, "What day is it?"
       
       Response, "Tuesday...Alllll day."
       
       (yack)

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          sophsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Haha I havn't heard that one for a while, I wonder who thought of all these strange sayings

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             drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Oh, it's England's fault, for sure!

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                sophsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Haha probably!

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                   drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   (winks) I love England!

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                      sophsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Really? Why?

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                         drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                         oh, I lived there for 2 years...had a good time.

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                            sophsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                            OOhhhhhh yes I read the hub

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                               drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                               

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                Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                That is probably true. Shakespeare is responsible for more cliches than any other author. Of course , they were original  phrases with him.-- just so good that they were repeated forever.
                
                Oh well, All's well that ends well.

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    That girl could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!
    "                  "a golf ball through a garden hose!

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    I'm busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest!

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       sophsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Haha! I like this, I've never heard this one before

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    k@riposted 14 years ago

    The proof is in the pudding
    
    don't look a gift horse in the mouth

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    Dont get above your raising!
    
    Or as we say in Texas
    
    Don't get above your damn raisin,Boy!
    
    End everything with boy or gotdamn and you might be a real Texan!

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    habeeposted 14 years ago

    He's so ugly he'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
    
    Happier than a dead pig in the sunshine.

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    All hat and no cattle!

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    sophsposted 14 years ago

    All fur coat and no knickers!

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    k@riposted 14 years ago

    even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    Big as hell and half of Texas!

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    He's so dumb he couldn't poor piss out of his boot if you wrote the instructions on the heel!

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       Ivorwenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I love this one!

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    This ain't my first rodeo!

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       k@riposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       hehehe...also,
       
       it's not my first time around the block

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    If dumb was a sport you would be a gold medalist!

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    I'm so hungry my stomach thinks my throats been cut!
    
    I gotta million of em!

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    Sweating like a virgin at a prison rodeo!

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    I'm so broke, I can't pay attention.

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    I'm in high cotton!

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    Beat you like a red headed step child!
    
    No offense to the red heads intended.

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years ago

    We're up to our asses in alligators

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years ago

    A game that ends in a tie is like kissing your sister.

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    It's better to be a has-been that a never-was.
    Ooo I like that one Ron.

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    Its hog killing weather!
    
    
    That would be cold to you Yankees!

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm.
    The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.

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    sophsposted 14 years ago

    Give a dog a bad name

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    Every man is born free and equal. If he gets married, that's his fault!

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    ain't it the truth

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    How's mom and them?

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years ago

    Colder than a witch's tit.
    
    Hotter than a whore's ass on dollar day.

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    sophsposted 14 years ago

    If the cap fits

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