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---Anyone up for a laugh?

  1. Gaget Girl profile image84
    Gaget Girlposted 8 years ago

    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

    When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

    He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

  2. weblog profile image60
    weblogposted 8 years ago

    Not new, but thanks smile

  3. Gaget Girl profile image84
    Gaget Girlposted 8 years ago

    Ah well... still funny right?

    1. weblog profile image60
      weblogposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Yes, sometimes we need to recall good jokes. You helped, Thanks big_smile

  4. Gaget Girl profile image84
    Gaget Girlposted 8 years ago

    The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:

    1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

    2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

    3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

    4) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

    5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.

    6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.

    7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

    8) This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

    9) Windows message: "You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?"

    10) This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log off."

    11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

    12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

    13) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key.

    14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)

    15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

    16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

    17) Runtime Error 6D at 417
    A:32CF: Incompetent User.

    18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

    19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER.

    20) User Error: Replace user.

    21) Windows VirusScan
    1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"

    22) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic.

 
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