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Just for the HP women:

  1. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 5 years ago

    "Lord, I have a problem."

    "What is it, Eve?"

    "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, especially that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy."

    "And why is that, Eve?"

    "Lord, I'm lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

    "Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

    "Man? What is that, Lord?"

    "A flawed creature with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain. All in all he'll give you a hard time, but he'll be bigger and faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about.  He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

    "Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch?"

    "Well...you can have him on one condition."

    "And what's that Lord? "

    "Well, since he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring, you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret ... you know, woman to woman."

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol...good one!

    2. Hollie Thomas profile image60
      Hollie Thomasposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Amen, the truth at last.

    3. the girls profile image85
      the girlsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      the best secret kept :-)

  2. Peggy W profile image90
    Peggy Wposted 5 years ago

    Keeping it a secret!  Hush hush!  Haha!

  3. SandyMcCollum profile image79
    SandyMcCollumposted 5 years ago

    Bwahahahahahaha! Ahhh that was good.

  4. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 5 years ago

    Thought you might enjoy it!

  5. VendettaVixen profile image88
    VendettaVixenposted 5 years ago

    Hilarious! I especially enjoyed the last line.

  6. Sally's Trove profile image98
    Sally's Troveposted 5 years ago

    Good one! Actually, I think that's the way it really happened. smile

  7. Karanda profile image85
    Karandaposted 5 years ago

    Definitely the way it happened as any good woman will confirm.

  8. wilderness profile image95
    wildernessposted 5 years ago

    Habee, I'm shocked at you!  Such disrespect! lol

    Have to ask, though - does fishing count as hunting? big_smile

    1. Will Apse profile image89
      Will Apseposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      If you use a club.

    2. habee profile image90
      habeeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      It's included in "kill things." lol

      I'm trying to loosen up!

  9. sofs profile image86
    sofsposted 5 years ago

    lol Habee, This is a good one...I had such a good laugh.. lol Reading it out to my husband. big_smile

  10. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 5 years ago

    I think this is a true story.

    big_smile big_smile big_smile

  11. AshtonFirefly profile image82
    AshtonFireflyposted 5 years ago

    LOL. I'm having a terrible day and even that made me laugh. True story.

  12. Jonathan Janco profile image82
    Jonathan Jancoposted 5 years ago

    And I've never ever ever met a woman who was arrogant and self-admiring.

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    The Writers Dogposted 5 years ago

    Amen, Sister! lol

  14. Shadesbreath profile image89
    Shadesbreathposted 5 years ago

    I love fiction. It's so funny and hilarious and stuff.

  15. Ann Nonymous profile image61
    Ann Nonymousposted 5 years ago

    awesome!!!!!! and despite my full faith in God, I have to wonder if this is not how it really all went down on day 6! lol