Just for the HP women:

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   habeeposted 12 years ago

   "Lord, I have a problem."
   
   "What is it, Eve?"
   
   "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, especially that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy."
   
   "And why is that, Eve?"
   
   "Lord, I'm lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
   
   "Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
   
   "Man? What is that, Lord?"
   
   "A flawed creature with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain. All in all he'll give you a hard time, but he'll be bigger and faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about.  He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."
   
   "Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch?"
   
   "Well...you can have him on one condition."
   
   "And what's that Lord? "
   
   "Well, since he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring, you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret ... you know, woman to woman."

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      ...good one!

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      Hollie Thomasposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Amen, the truth at last.

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      the girlsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      the best secret kept :-)

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   Peggy Wposted 12 years ago

   Keeping it a secret!  Hush hush!  Haha!

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   SandyMcCollumposted 12 years ago

   Bwahahahahahaha! Ahhh that was good.

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   habeeposted 12 years ago

   Thought you might enjoy it!

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   VendettaVixenposted 12 years ago

   Hilarious! I especially enjoyed the last line.

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   Sally's Troveposted 12 years ago

   Good one! Actually, I think that's the way it really happened.

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   Karandaposted 12 years ago

   Definitely the way it happened as any good woman will confirm.

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   wildernessposted 12 years ago

   Habee, I'm shocked at you!  Such disrespect!
   
   Have to ask, though - does fishing count as hunting?

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      Will Apseposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      If you use a club.

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      habeeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      It's included in "kill things." lol
      
      I'm trying to loosen up!

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   sofsposted 12 years ago

   Habee, This is a good one...I had such a good laugh.. Reading it out to my husband.

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    prettydarkhorseposted 12 years ago

    I think this is a true story.
    
    

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    AshtonFireflyposted 12 years ago

    LOL. I'm having a terrible day and even that made me laugh. True story.

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 12 years ago

    And I've never ever ever met a woman who was arrogant and self-admiring.
    Hardyharrharr

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    The Writers Dogposted 12 years ago

    Amen, Sister!

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    Shadesbreathposted 12 years ago

    I love fiction. It's so funny and hilarious and stuff.

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    Ann Nonymousposted 12 years ago

    awesome!!!!!! and despite my full faith in God, I have to wonder if this is not how it really all went down on day 6! lol

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