Funny Baby Quotes - True & Inspirational!

 Having a baby is the most beautiful awakening for parents. Babies bring unconditional love and lots of needs, but the love is so powerful, it’s like no other love in the world. Until you are a mother or a father, you truly cannot understand the power of love like having a baby. However, being a parent makes you more humble, look at live different and trust in God even more. Humor is a big part of parenting and finding humor and learning to laugh at yourself is important because us parents do make lots of mistakes but hopefully all of us learn from them too when raising our little bundles of love. Here are the babies quotes that make us laugh, cry and bring us peace.

Top Baby Quotes:

“A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.” Quote by Carl Sandburg

“Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across. It's truly one of life's most satisfying moments.” Quote by Brad Pitt

“Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.” Quote by Bill Cosby

“A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.” Quote by Eda J. Le Shan

“A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.” Author Unknown

“If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle.” Quote by Vincent Van Gogh

“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.” Quote by Leo J. Burke

“Babies are the sweetest gift that God can give us.” Quote by TL Dailey

“When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be.” Quote by James Matthew Barrie

“No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother's love.” Quote b y Edwin H. Chapin

“Children reinvent your world for you.” Quote by Susan Sarandon

“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.” Quote by Kin Hubbard

“A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops.” Quote by Maurice Johnstone

“Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.” Quote by Elizabeth Stone

“The moment a child is born,
the mother is also born.
She never existed before.
The woman existed, but the mother, never.
A mother is something absolutely new.”
Quote by Rajneesh

“It's extraordinary to look into a baby's face and see a piece of your flesh and your spirit. It makes you realize you are a part of the human race.” Quote by Liam Neeson

“Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.” Quote by Ronald Reagan

“In our society leaving baby with Daddy is just one step above leaving the kids to be raised by wolves or apes.” Quote by Al Roker

“I know how sobering and exhausting parenthood is. But the reality is that our children's future depends on us as parents. Because we know that the first years truly last forever.” Quote by Rob Reiner

“I knew it was going to be the most extraordinary thing in my life, but how powerful it is, you can never know until you have a baby.” Quote by Celine Dion

“It's a huge change for your body. You don't even want to look in the mirror after you've had a baby, because your stomach is just hanging there like a Shar-Pei.” Quote by Cindy Crawford

“A man is not complete until he has seen the baby he has made.” Quote by Sammy Davis, Jr.

Baby quotes are funny, true and heartwarming. All parents have said things that make us laugh and cry. Capturing these quotes is real to live. As parents, we live each day with the fabulous life of raising children. The greatest joy that God can give us is babies, to nurture, grow and learn from these wonderful little creatures. So find your inner humor, laugh at yourself as a parent, learn from your mistakes and enjoy the journey of parenthood, its amazing!