Heard it all now A Jesus Toaster!!!!!!!!!

1. 60

   dutchman1951posted 13 years ago

   Technology we need?
   
   On the TV News Channel 2 here in Nashville, they announced that
   somewone in Vermont I believe they said it was Vermont. Has now made a Toaster that will burn the Immage of Jesus into the Toast for your morning breakfast!!!!!!
   
   sells for 39.95,
   could prophacy from the Book of Breakfast be comming true?......lol
   
   too much!

   replyreport
   1. 61

      tobey100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I saw that too.  The only thing that popped into my head was that when the toast was ready it wouldn't pop up, it would resurrect!

      replyreport
   2. 0

      sandra rinckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol, good stuff. 

      replyreport
2. 62

   Manciniposted 13 years ago

   I guess no one has an excuse for starting the day now without remembering that Jesus is the Bread of Life.

   replyreport
3. 80

   earnestshubposted 13 years ago

   Jesus is doing toast again?
   
   I saw him on a piece of toast a while back.
   I didn't realise he was making toasters.
   Holy toast batman!

   replyreport
   1. 60

      dutchman1951posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Earnest, sense there is some debate as to whether He was Egyptian, Ethiopian, or Samarian, they may want to keep the adjustment knob, for light medium or dark!.....lmao
      
      only  in America!
      
      sorry, I could not resist...

      replyreport
      1. 80

         earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         

         replyreport
4. 61

   Joe Badtoeposted 13 years ago

   I'm no expert on biblical things but surely if Jesus is willing to burn he must be in hell?

   replyreport
   1. 80

      earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Well, he did go nuts on that fig tree demanding it fruit out of season!

      replyreport
      1. 59

         hanging outposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         we are all out of season
         
         don't see the connection?
         
         after 2 yrs you are a hubpages self proclaimed great person and all should listen to whatever you write and 30 yrs of reading the bible and coming to the conclusions you do... stick to hubpages lol. you have a higher success rate.

         replyreport
         1. 87

            WryLiltposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Ouch. Maybe you should stick to being polite to some of our best hubbers. And I said best, not self proclaimed.

            replyreport
            1. 59

               hanging outposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               yawn
               ribbit
               politeness is used where politeness is received
               the same tactics are used when anything else fails
               a mirror is the best to reveal ones internal state, therefore i am a mirror.
               best is only good where best applies.. another forum maybe?
               self proclaimed was accurate

               replyreport
   2. 59

      hanging outposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      if hell exists.. don't get too far behind the times you may be shaping your future with outdated information from the past.

      replyreport
5. 61

   spookyfoxposted 13 years ago

   Didn't Jesus say his flesh was bread? Or something like that?

   replyreport
   1. 87

      WryLiltposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Yup. The catholics have been eating his body for years.

      replyreport
      1. 60

         logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         WL, you are so kinky!

         replyreport
      2. 61

         spookyfoxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Nothing like a hot cup of coffee and a slice of Jesus with peanut butter to start the day.

         replyreport
6. 60

   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   ...just having my toast and coffee...and listenin' to some tunes......
   
   "..you ain't nuthin' but a hound dog, cryin' all the time..."
   
   

   replyreport
7. 60

   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   ...and soon my eggs will be ready...
   
   

   replyreport
8. 61

   richtwfposted 13 years ago

   Eggs on toast or beans on toast but now Jesus on toast ... certainly different!

   replyreport
9. 83

   KCC Big Countryposted 13 years ago

   I couldn't resist.  This thread inspired a hub that I just published.  I gave credit to Dutchman1951 for the idea.  Thanks!

   replyreport