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   lobobrandonposted 12 years ago

   Just continue the story adding a single sentence it should be related to the previous though.
   
   I'll begin: -
   One early morning a day before Christmas I woke up to realize I had a whole lot of gift wrapping to do.

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      gmwilliamsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      As I was about to wrap the gifts, I heard a loud knock at my door.  I got up from my front room floor and walked towards the door.  As I looked through my peephole, there was my nosy and annoying neighbor, Mrs. Bainbridge.

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   olodarkwriterposted 12 years ago

   She had a dead chicken in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

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   paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

   I opened the door.

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   paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

   She raised the shotgun...

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   rbe0posted 12 years ago

   and at the very last second possible...

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   paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

   I closed the door.

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   rbe0posted 12 years ago

   Suddenly, I heard a knock on my door...

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      lobobrandonposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      But this time..

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   timorousposted 12 years ago

   It was Jehovah's Witnesses...

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   rbe0posted 12 years ago

   I suddenly realized that I knew the purpose of this untimely visit...

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      lobobrandonposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I called on and my two ferocious dogs were by my side ready to scare off the J. Witnesses when I open the door.

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         gmwilliamsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         The Jehovah witnesses ran away from the ferocious dogs.  I was finally at peace and was ready to place the gifts underneath my Christmas tree and then the bell rang again......Oh no, I thought not again!

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            lobobrandonposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            But this time it wasn't the front door, my dogs were busy in the front porch and the back door was waiting to be opened. Ding Dong!!

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               gmwilliamsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               Oh no I thought not that nosy busybody Mrs. Bainbridge again.  I reluctantly opened the door and it was Mrs. Hollingsworth.   I asked myself what did she want.  Mrs. Hollingsworth invited herself in my house............

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                  lobobrandonposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  She stayed on and on and kept filling my ears with crazy words until I had enough... It was time for dinner but she wouldn't budge.

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    ddsurfscaposted 12 years ago

    There was no use in trying to hint around about dinner, for she was not one for listening to anyone about anything, so I decided there was only one choice to end the visit and get on with my dinner.  I had to be blunt with her.

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    rbe0posted 12 years ago

    I picked her up by her walker which was attached to her hip and kicked her to the curb.
    
    Having finished this task, I decided it is time to pay another visit to the witch.

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