"Lord, I have a problem."
"What is it, Eve?"
"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, especially that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy."
"And why is that, Eve?"
"Lord, I'm lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"Man? What is that, Lord?"
"A flawed creature with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain. All in all he'll give you a hard time, but he'll be bigger and faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch?"
"Well...you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that Lord? "
"Well, since he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring, you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret ... you know, woman to woman."
Good one! Actually, I think that's the way it really happened.
Definitely the way it happened as any good woman will confirm.
Habee, I'm shocked at you! Such disrespect!
Have to ask, though - does fishing count as hunting?
Habee, This is a good one...I had such a good laugh.. Reading it out to my husband.
LOL. I'm having a terrible day and even that made me laugh. True story.
And I've never ever ever met a woman who was arrogant and self-admiring.
Hardyharrharr
awesome!!!!!! and despite my full faith in God, I have to wonder if this is not how it really all went down on day 6! lol
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