The Secret of Eternal Happiness

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  1. Mark Knowles profile image59
    Mark Knowlesposted 16 years ago

    OK - after all the disagreements and shouting and wasting our time discussing the meaning of life, the universe and everything, I have gone out and found the answer. It is not 42 after all. If you are interested in changing your life FOREVER, follow this link:

    The Secret of Eternal Happiness

    Turns out we were ALL wrong. big_smile

    1. kess profile image60
      kessposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Shiftiness of the souls is inevitable for those who will not make peace with themselves..

  2. Thom Carnes profile image60
    Thom Carnesposted 16 years ago

    Well, you know what they say about cleanliness being next to godliness ....

  3. Mark Knowles profile image59
    Mark Knowlesposted 16 years ago

    LOL

    These guys must have spent a fortune on the website alone. All for a clean.....

  4. Misha profile image63
    Mishaposted 16 years ago

    lol yikes lol yikes lol yikes lol yikes lol yikes lol yikes lol yikes lol yikes

    Frankly, I use a regular sink for that big_smile

    And, btw, muslims have it right, water is way better on your ass than toilet paper smile

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    sandra rinckposted 16 years ago

    LMAO, where do you find this stuff??????

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    RFoxposted 16 years ago

    http://www.freewebby.com/happy-smilies/rotflol.gif

    Finally, I see the light!

    wink

  7. Mark Knowles profile image59
    Mark Knowlesposted 16 years ago

    Misha - We didn't need to know that big_smile

    Sandra - I spend all day on the 'net looking for stuff to write about. zzzzzzzzzzzz big_smile

    RFox - Especially as it appears the light comes from the place where the sun don't shine big_smile

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      sandra rinckposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      I have been saved!!!!!  My apartment came equiped with a toto sink spicket.  Coincedence...I think not.   smile

      1. Mark Knowles profile image59
        Mark Knowlesposted 16 years agoin reply to this

        Told you I didn't believe in coincidences big_smile

        What the hell's a spicket though?

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          sandra rinckposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          My bad I meant spigot:  3. a faucet or cock for controlling the flow of liquid from a pipe or the like. 


          smile

  8. marisuewrites profile image58
    marisuewritesposted 16 years ago

    hahahahahahaha
    this made my day   AND THEY SAY WE'RE SPOILED.   LOLOLO  I hope francetales gets this link.  hahaha this is great.

  9. funride profile image66
    funrideposted 16 years ago

    lolbig_smilelolbig_smilelolbig_smilelolbig_smilelolbig_smilelol

    What has happened with the good old bidet!? big_smile

    I can´t figured out how it´s possible that I had been happy all this years without that toilet equipment roll.

    Hey Mark, have you digged that site tongue.

  10. Mark Knowles profile image59
    Mark Knowlesposted 16 years ago

    No I haven't. I just shared it here and wrote a post about it on one of my blogs.  Feel free smile

 
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