Christmas Gifts for Men (That are Really for Women)

Hey men, think that nice set of shiny new tools we got your for Christmas is your dream come true? Think again. We really bought it for you so that you can fix that leaky faucet or finally do the oil change on our car!

Yes, its true that we want our men to look good....so that we don't look bad!! Who wants to show up at the restaurant looking fabulous with a slob of a husband? Please! Yes, it may be selfish, but we women have to think ahead. How would that reflect on us? We have an image to uphold!

What a nice wristwatch you have! Did you wife buy you that? Yes...so that you won't have excuses for being late picking up kids or meeting us for dinner. Is it really that hard to understand? Stop being late! In the meantime, enjoy looking stunning in that expensive watch we bought you. Tick tock tic tock.

Why not? You should look your age. I mean, we can appreciate the scruffy look for only so long. Must we softly nudge every idea into your head? Even for older men, this is a nice gift. We can give you nice pet names like " my young hot stud". See? It works out for both sides!

Old Spice was worn by my father when I was growing up and even he doesn't wear it anymore. What a way to get us into the right mood! Mmmmm. There's nothing like a good-smelling man. Okay , I guess men could benefit from this one as well.

Okay, many will argue with me that this is actually for men, but in reality it really is for us women. Let me explain. We need our quiet time. A time when we are not engaging in interesting conversation about football or other "man" things. So, the time that you are tied up for hours in your video game is actually "our" time to do whatever the heck it is we want to do without interruptions. Ladies, this can also double as time spent with kids if he doesn't already have a good relationship with them!