Benson Yeung's Obsession With Boobs
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Nurse Blondepoet, at Dr Benson Yeung's clinic.. hub, actually
Benson Yeung's New Found Obsession With Boobs
There’s rumor going around that Benson Yeung has become obsessed with boobs lately. Now you have it from the horse’s mouth, “the hearsay is true,” at least to some extent. Benson Yeung has been writing about boobs, left, right and center. Is there such a thing as a breast in the center? Of course not. You have been tricked. Go back and read the sentence and you’d see that it is Benson’s writing which is going left, right and centre, and not the boobs. Even more incomprehensibly, he is doing that at a much less sexy website (suite101.com) rather than on hubpages. Can someone tell us what’s going on?
This is what’s going on. After publishing my first article on treating breast masses on suite101.com, I was quite surprised to see the article making it on the first position of the Google Search results (I had talked about this on a previous hub here). So I extended the experiment and wrote a few more articles on breast health topics, to see whether it was by chance that it happened in the first place. After a week or so, before I knew it, I found myself listed as the leading contributing writer there on breast health. As I had never quite made it to the top on hubpages (my highest hubscore was 98, for a couple of hours, on one cold winter’s night many moons ago), the description was like heavenly music to my ears. Obsession then took roots and I found myself trying hard to write more interesting and hopefully more popular articles on breast health. This is of course detrimental to my writing. What good does it do a man to become the boobs man if he sets out to become an all rounded writer. Here I am back again, repenting my sins and calling for help. Please drop by and tell me how much you've missed me, how interesting I’ve been as a writer of variety and even comment on my gorgeous looks. Do something. Just anything will do, to save me from writing about men’s obsession or being obsessed with writing about it, the fascinating, but by now, overdone topic – boobs.
By the way, here’s the collection for those of you who are obsessed with the topic anyway:
Why Should We Worry About Breast Fibroadenomas
Breast Cancer Screening Enables Better Treatment
Immediate Reconstruction After Mastectomy
Aromatase Inhibitors to Help Treat Breast Cancer
Waiting for Breast Biopsy Results is Stressful
Vitamin D Deficiency and Breast Cancer Outcome
Women with Cosmetic Implants Have More Suicides
PS. For those of you who haven't had enough of boobs yet, here's blondepoet's comment, as well as just rodney's classic exposition on boobs:
blondepoet says:
Haha listen to Christoph,he is such a naughty wee thing.I find boobs a very interesting topic.My friends and I discuss boobs all the time.Sometimes though they can get a bit tedious especially when you jog.They have a mind of their own as they fly all over the place.I grew up to be a DD and my sister is still in a trainer bra.I used to be called Dolly Parton and she was Jeannie Little.I being your ardent Aussie fan love all your stories,boobs and all.All hail the female breast.
Humour in a B Cup - Modified Again
by Just_Rodney
Oops, I've almost left out another fun hub on the top by compu-smart. Here it is:
http://hubpages.com/_www/hub/The-Best-of-The-Breas
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very interesting hub
Hi C. C. Riter,
thanks for your kind words. I am a general surgeon who deals with ALL KINDS OF INTERESTING THINGS. I was once called a lucky "Son of the bitch". I guess they had a point there.
Hi Lgali,
good to see you. Thanks for commenting.
Ah Benson, you look marvelous and ravishing and I've missed you terribly. What else did you want me to say? OH, and I've missed reading your wide variety of highly interesting hubs. :D
But seriously, you always manage to come up with the most interesting topics and titles, and you're a very clever writer whom I adore. :) I'm happy to hear that your boobie writing has taken off so well! The next time I google anything about boobs, I'll be looking for YOU. :)
Sorry, my comment came through twice. I guess I was excited to see you. :)
Benson! Where have you been, Handsome? I've missed you and your exceptionally brilliant and varied writing so much!!!
Ah, Benson. Don't you know by now that we all love you?
Your headlines ALWAYS grab me and bring me running to see what you have to say. They never disappoint, I always enjoy reading your work!
Personally, I seldom (never) Google for boobs but I'm really glad that they have brought you satisfaction and success. You work hard, my friend, and deserve all the rewards!
Again Pam---:-))
Hey, Benson. That top picture has got to go. You write about breast health, but what about my health, cause that picture is killing me! I write for Suite, but not about boobs. It's a good place for a doctor to write though, since the writing is kind of clinical. Glad to hear you're a top contributer on breast health. If you'd like to write an article on breast massage, I can give you the details, being something of an expert. Keep up the good work, Benson. You're a gentleman and a scholar (and for once I mean it.)
Haha listen to Christoph,he is such a naughty wee thing.I find boobs a very interesting topic.My friends and I discuss boobs all the time.Sometimes though they can get a bit tedious especially when you jog.They have a mind of their own as they fly all over the place.I grew up to be a DD and my sister is still in a trainer bra.I used to be called Dolly Parton and she was Jeannie Little.I being your ardent Aussie fan love all your stories,boobs and all.All hail the female breast.
Hi Pam Roberson,
thanks for your kind words which are all true and exact descriptions of my physical and literary characteristics. It's encouraging to have positive comments that are also accurate. Thanks. You're always welcome here.
Hi Shirley Anderson,
thanks for your kind and extremely accurate comments. Please go to my other hubs and repeat these comments now in case the other readers are not as observant as you are. Your presence here is much appreciated and heavenly therapeutic.
Hi Pround Mom,
good to see you and your baby face.
Hi Christoph Reilly,
Thanks for dropping by and your kind (and true) comments. The photo is staying as it will bring me traffic, which is much more important than your health. Do your write as Christoph Reilly on suite101? I'll go and search for you there as well.
cheers,
Hi blondepoet,
thanks for dropping by. Good to see you. Can I paste your comment on the body of my hub? That's going to drive my page views through the roof.
cheers,
ROFLMAO Benson, your a naughty doc. laughing at what you said to blondepoet, she'll love it.
You do not have to ask Doc you go right ahead. Anything I can do for you to achieve glory I am happy to assist.I am happy to be of service hah.Stay abreast now of the situation haha
Hi Benson,
great boobs - err - hub.
Have you heard about Medpedia - a medical version of wikipedia. http://www.medpedia.com/
Entries are written by doctors, and it looks like a great place to get sound medical info.
I reckon you'd fit in really well there! Although your sense of humor might be a bit over the top for them :-)
Especially if you feature Blonde Poet's DoubleD's. (I believe that would come from eating too much Pashka as a child. Perhaps you could research this theory?)
Anyway - My daughter has just started her uni course to become a nurse. I hope she runs into a few doctors like you :-)
Cheers, Eric g.
damn double postings!
Haha Eric I am having a total laughing attack here now. I say let us step right out and give them some sensation.
Let them arise from their slumber, their lives of monotony and deprivation as I spill forth my watermelons, I mean fruit upon their bleak lives.
I think I should don a nurses dress and Benson should put his surgery gear on as well,while pretending to operate on C.C Riter. Grab a photographer here to take the sensational pic and throw it on that site as benson makes his debut haha
C.C. Riter and blondepoet,
Thanks for returning. I've posted blondepoet's comment. As I am starting to steal, I might as well go all the way. So just rodney's classic hub is also here.
Hi Eric,
thanks for commenting. I've registered with medpedia already as an editor but have not started doing anything else yet. Let's wait for blondepoet's photo and we're in business.
Don't know if my little Ixus90 is up to the task - would need a really wide angle lens.
Anyway, is this something like you had in mind?
http://image28.webshots.com/29/6/71/79/357067179uK
:lol:
Yahoo Benson where is the comment posted I am looking.
Haha Eric yes you will need a super wide lense to capture the whole scenerio. Damn oh damn I clicked on your link to see the page and it said Forbidden, there was nothing on the page.+###@%@ what was it lol I want to see it. I want in.
Its ok Benson I found it here above I love it...now for our group photo shoot,damn where has C.C gone.Where is Eric when you need him hahaa.
OK, that link had expired.
try http://www.InternetBloke.com/watermelons.jpg
It's really no big thing.
And refresh your browser to see Benson's addition. :-)
Haha Eric I saw that. I think my devious mind expected to see something else there so I laughed heaps when I saw that. Mine arent quite as large in comparison, my god if they were I would need a crane to lift them haha
I can lift anything.
Someone told me that there could be some work for me here?
A. Crane
The thing about boobs is that they have personality. They are just out there, ahead of the pack, the point men of life, the pathfinders, the trailbreakers. Like the prow of a ship, they lead the way. Life breaks over them and you can keep your loose change under them. I would not be surprised if boobs are the origin of most ideas. They are, at least, the origin of most of mine.
I'm sorry I missed it Blonde, next time.
Hi, Benson. I write there as Christopher T. Reilly. Currently, I'm trying to fill my 10 article quota, as I always put it off. Still have to do 6 more in 6 days. Ugh.
Don't you worry, Benson. I'm a woman on a mission to spread the word far and wide that Benson Yeung is a handsome, talented and riveting author - one they don't want to miss!
Hey, are you paying me for this?
Hi Blondepoet and Eric,
thanks for posting again. Look forward to seeing Blondepoet's photo with a crane in the back-frop.
Hi Christoph
thanks for returning. I can understand the way you feel about having to write rather than wanting to write. Best of luck.
Hi Shirley,
Thanks again. But when it comes to money matters. I of course will duck, in Christoph excellent description, like a gentleman and a scholar.
LMAO @ the photo. Nice hub, Benson. Glad you're doing well with the breast related articles.
You always cease to amaze me, as your true colors are shining through as I see you also have another side, and to think that so many think that we can be so stuffy..lol Great article/:)
Hi Tom Rubenoff,
thanks for your excellent short prose on .. boobs. Sounds like I should keep on writing about these rather than anything else on earth to be offering greatest contribution as a writer.
Hi KCC Big Country ,
thanks for commenting. I think the photo's really cute myself. Good to see you.
Hi AEvans,
thanks for dropping by. It's always good to see you. Of course, we aren't stuffy. We are constantly having fun, aren't we all?
Oh Benson I have hooked into our campaign as discussed here to raise you higher than any mountain. I could not wait any longer for Eric to buy a wide lense lol. Anyway I sent you a mail earlier on.Tell me what you think of my ideas, you are going to laugh at this.
Also sorry C.C I did not wait for you.I know Benson was going to pretend to operate on you but the hospital staff are on strike today,couldn't access the facilities.The back drop we really needed to pull this off. I am mailing you the promotion code too haha
Oh bugger Benson I tried sending it through here and it won't send the picture. I clicked the contact Benson link here. Grr what can I do to send it to you.(I didn't envision any hiccups here lol )
Hi blondepoet,
thanks for your effort. I have made it easier for you by sending you my email address.
Thanks Benson it is on its way don't worry I will keep your address private.
This has got to be good. LOL
Haha C.C indeed it is my little hearty, indeed.
Hi blondepoet, CC, Eric and everyone else,
the long awaited photo of blondepoet as my nurse, finally.
@ benson.
Well keep it to yourself.
We definitely don't want to see it!
Haha. Thanks for sharing Benson. I love it Mona, simply love it. My favorite nurse now. woo-hoo
BENSONNNNNNNNNNN I AM GOING TO KILL YOU OH MY LORD OF LORDS WHAT ARE PEOPLE GOING TO THINK OF ME. I have just told all the Russian relatives to come read my hubs here. Nan and Pop and the Stokaos. Plus I was just making female friends, omg, honestly Benson my mouth is hanging open.I thought this was for your other project where they never knew me. Haha
I tell you what lets strike a deal leave it on but just camoflauge my name and all will be at peace again.
Benson you just wait now to see what I am plotting for you.I am trying wigs on your pic as I speak. Please Benson just put nurse Hubber Bubber or something as a name or 'Nurse Chow', your second cousins,don't worry bout the different shape eyes,I have been called Malaysian before
You could have a poll asking who is that mystery person is and have weird answers to keep everyone in suspense and your page will explode with mystery and hits,ooooo I am delirious.Please just the name Doc,and my kharma will come back to me
Hi Blondepoet,
I'm all confused. I think this picture is supposed to be the only descent one I have of you and is OK for posting. Oops, have I made a mistake? Don't tell me I've done that? What am I to do?
die benson, that's your only choice
I have changed my mind Benson C.C has pointed out the good points.What the heck lol keep it up I will hold my head up,once again.I only panic for short spells it is all good now after all it could be a lot worse lol/
Benson. you owe me one surgery for free. did i say that? Hi Mona u sexy nurse you
Oh C.C Riter you know Mona too,yes,I happen to know her too looool.She was an Avon Representative once who told me she aspired to apply her hand in the Medical world.
BP,
Hooray,
sounds like I can live again. thanks for sparing my life.
Hi CC, surgery is always free if it takes place on hubpages. tell me when.
Benson yes noone is going to kill you,haha, no matter how hard I tried I would find it even hard to be ever cross with you.
I just don't even have hardly any a temper at all. Oh and I have stopped dressing your profile pic up with different wigs.I will not reveal anything else its a up coming story after I finish a very deep one I am working on lol
Hi BP,
thanks for returning and commenting. Do you ever sleep?!!
Benson, I need a new heart. I can't perform any more. No one to turn too. Oh well, I reckon I'll just make do. But if I was to do it, I'd want you as my surgeon.
Haha Benson I wonder this myself.Yes it is 4.07am.Omg,not again.My alarm goes off at 5.45am.My mind never stops only when I am eating prawns as then I am in total ecstasy.
Gnite too C.C Riter hope you saved me a huge slice of your cake.C.C you don't need a new heart lol, you have the heart of ten men inside you already.Gnite all.
If I dont pull my socks up Benson may sack me,and my new career will be over before it ever began lol
Hi CC and BP,
It's now Monday and I'm returning to the reality of hemorrhoids and other needy issues. Thanks for your comments.
Disclaimer:
For patients of mine who are seeing me today or on any other days. You won't be seeing these legendary characters called CC, BP, or similar. There will be no Budweisers and no Budweiser boobs ladies at my clinic either. My sincere apologies.
Crazy frogs... Ribbit!
Benson, a medical question for you
Why is the area between the bottom of a womans breasts and the hip bone called a waist?
It is really a waste! As you definatly would have managed to fit another pair of breasts in there! LOL.
Well Benson today was my first day at the job.I hope I did OK as your newly appointed assistant. I became extremely flustered as not once did your phone stop ringing, honestly you are more in demand than a McDonalds triple cheese burger.
People poured in through your door like they do when Myers is having a stock take sale. I served your patients anchovy and sun-dried Tomato Bruschetta savouries while they sat and waited. You said to use the petty cash wisely.
I'm sorry I fainted and had to be carried away.I did not expect to see you extract that massive gall stone so close to my lunch break. I was ok when I believed it to be giant walnut. So I am off to rest and take off my shoes. I am also googling all nut variety pics so I will never mistake them for gall stones next time you remove them through a laparoscopic cholecystectomy.
TotalReviewGuy,
thanks for commenting. Good to see you.
Just Rodney,
you're here at last. good to see you. It's never a waste to my valleys and not just hills.
BP,
you were doing just fine, unless you turned up at work. So don't worry.
Thanks for the mammories.
Hey Benson
Your hubs match your profession, very surgical! thanks for sharing, and yes, your title had me again :D
Hi St James,
Hope those were your fond mammaries.
Hi Cris A,
Got you again. How many times have you been told not to fall for titles? Sigh!
oh Benson, now I understand your comment on my last avatar LOL. BTW, the only good thing to get rid of an obssesion is to find a new one ;-)
Princessa,
good to see you. thanks for the tip.
Dr Benson omg u sexy beast why did you not tell me you took your clothes off for Constant Walkers latest edition of pics on http://hubpages.com/hub/Naked-Hubbers-The-Bare-Fac
Boy oh boy I can't believe you have been hiding such erm....fine assets.I am there too now the whole world will know I have the best buttocks in the world.
Hi Benson, love the post!:D
For you my friend:D
Best Of The Breast XXXL bOObs!
Hi Blondepoet,
thanks for alerting me to CW's photographic hub. Those fine buttocks he posted were not mine. You wonder how I know? Simple, mine have got nipples tattooed on the cheeks to make them look like boobs.
Hi compu-smart,
thanks for commenting and leaving the link. Another must-read on the subject.
More of a must 'Look' than read! lol!
I placed a link to this hub from that hub;)
Hi, compu-smart,
thanks for returning.
Ohhh nooo we totally sizzled up Constant's Hub. Yep they pulled it down. The censors stepped in.It is all over Benson as quick as it unfolded
Hi BP,
good morning to you. Thanks for watching my BACK.
wow.
Hi iMindMap,
thanks for commenting and the "wow".
cheers.
Hi Benson brilliant hub and great pics. unfortunately some spiteful hubber(s) are going around flagging "pornographic" hubs and CW's Butts have all gone.
I hope you dont suffer the same fate as most of us are mad at what happened to CW as well as to Pest on his Masturbation hub.
Sorry I took so long to get to you but so many people and places to visit and I need to write too.
Hi sixtyorso,
good to see you. thanks for your support. If they flag this hub as well, we'll all be writing about Sesame street and Barney soon, and nothing else.
Hey, nice big uyus !
Hi Viary,
thanks for commenting.
Benson I think I am a bit past Sesame street and Barney (except for the grandchildren of course!)
Hi sixtyorso,
thanks for commenting again.
Hi raiderfan,
thanks for dropping by.
Hi Tom Cornett,
thanks for commenting and reading (.. the pictures also count).
How could I have missed this?! Nothing wrong with a guy who is obsessed with boobs?
Hi mayhmong,
thanks for your reassurance.
Thanks .... top pic is cool ... lady with paint on balls
I was about to read your hub about mammogram when I’ve decided to check on your hottest hub, and now I’m here! This is so funny, a fun way to advertise your medical boob articles. Lol!
Hi Charia,
thanks for your very kind comments. Glad you enjoyed it.
A breast of fresh air!
Hi lxxy,
thanks for commenting. How do you think of this one? Muse, it must have been.
Benson . Nice to know that you care for boops that much .makes us girls here feel very important and start paying more attention to our boops like doing a momogram.
I miss the spell checker in this place I am a lousy speller
Thanks for commenting.
It's my honour for being a spell checker - Mammogram
Nice attention grabbing hub. Benson I have seen your readings elsewhere on the internet, showing people how to write blogs and fun things. They are really useful. I am sure you will bring interesting views from Hong Kong.
Hi Connie,
thanks for commenting. Best of luck with your new venture here with hubpages.
C. C. Riter says:
9 months ago
Benson dear friend. What can one say? You are undoubtedly the best that hubpages has to offer. And it ain't just my beer and tomato juice lunch talking here. Hic Hic
What is a proctologist [isn't that your field] doing wrting about bewby health? Love the picture by the way, tres old hippies, anyway, who can fault such a hanssome man such as yourself for loving tits? You know the ladies her just can' wait to flash you and hug you and.....