Benson Yeung's Obsession With Boobs

There’s rumor going around that Benson Yeung has become obsessed with boobs lately. Now you have it from the horse’s mouth, “the hearsay is true,” at least to some extent. Benson Yeung has been writing about boobs, left, right and center. Is there such a thing as a breast in the center? Of course not. You have been tricked. Go back and read the sentence and you’d see that it is Benson’s writing which is going left, right and centre, and not the boobs. Even more incomprehensibly, he is doing that at a much less sexy website (suite101.com) rather than on hubpages. Can someone tell us what’s going on?

This is what’s going on. After publishing my first article on treating breast masses on suite101.com, I was quite surprised to see the article making it on the first position of the Google Search results (I had talked about this on a previous hub here). So I extended the experiment and wrote a few more articles on breast health topics, to see whether it was by chance that it happened in the first place. After a week or so, before I knew it, I found myself listed as the leading contributing writer there on breast health. As I had never quite made it to the top on hubpages (my highest hubscore was 98, for a couple of hours, on one cold winter’s night many moons ago), the description was like heavenly music to my ears. Obsession then took roots and I found myself trying hard to write more interesting and hopefully more popular articles on breast health. This is of course detrimental to my writing. What good does it do a man to become the boobs man if he sets out to become an all rounded writer. Here I am back again, repenting my sins and calling for help. Please drop by and tell me how much you've missed me, how interesting I’ve been as a writer of variety and even comment on my gorgeous looks. Do something. Just anything will do, to save me from writing about men’s obsession or being obsessed with writing about it, the fascinating, but by now, overdone topic – boobs.

By the way, here’s the collection for those of you who are obsessed with the topic anyway:

Why Should We Worry About Breast Fibroadenomas

Breast Cancer Screening Enables Better Treatment

Immediate Reconstruction After Mastectomy

Aromatase Inhibitors to Help Treat Breast Cancer

Waiting for Breast Biopsy Results is Stressful

Vitamin D Deficiency and Breast Cancer Outcome

Women with Cosmetic Implants Have More Suicides

PS. For those of you who haven't had enough of boobs yet, here's blondepoet's comment, as well as just rodney's classic exposition on boobs:

blondepoet says:

Haha listen to Christoph,he is such a naughty wee thing.I find boobs a very interesting topic.My friends and I discuss boobs all the time.Sometimes though they can get a bit tedious especially when you jog.They have a mind of their own as they fly all over the place.I grew up to be a DD and my sister is still in a trainer bra.I used to be called Dolly Parton and she was Jeannie Little.I being your ardent Aussie fan love all your stories,boobs and all.All hail the female breast.

Humour in a B Cup - Modified Again

by Just_Rodney

Oops, I've almost left out another fun hub on the top by compu-smart. Here it is:
http://hubpages.com/_www/hub/The-Best-of-The-Breas