How Can I Change My Man?
How Can I change my Man? Thanks from South Dakota, Larry.
Ops! Larry? I cannot help you much in here. 'Sizes' and 'embarrassing situations' cannot be discussed in here. You know how that bot from Google can be!! But I can give you a hint: By the 'particular way' you write, you certainly need a better cowboy with a better 'grip.' Need I say more? Is up to you if you are bored, 'disgusted' or maybe cheated. just work on your attributes... Do you need a job? Or does he need a 'job' of his own? That 'job' at dairy Queen cannot really pay the bills. I know..I know..! You cannot procreate and you might have to adopt. If the globe doesn't fit it, then quit it. Adoption is an option. But be careful with your choices. Raising a kid takes a lifetime, and you should make up your mind. Thanks, and hope you've got the message.
I have two boyfriends and I cannot change them for nothing. 'Help' from Matamoros Mexico
The rest of the letter is very graphical and we cannot show them in here. Seems that you need real 'help.' Do not run away with a Coyote. He might end up in the middle of the Highway down in Monterrey. If you cannot beat them, join them.
You just need your own Uzi and that AK-47. We know sex is important in a relationship... but the pictures you sent us, are way too much. Next time give them a shower and we can study better the 'evidence.' Our best advice would be to work at a butchery. You get paid legally, and you don't have to run from the Pacific to the Atlantic, and come back to Sonora. Settle down and take it easy!
My boyfriend brings a new car every weekend. Should I keep him?-- Model GT from Indiana
Did you mean keep the car or the guy? I think you are just keeping up with our Humor, Model GT. Is he a car dealer? Or the other kind of 'dealer'? "You will know them by their act," said grandma when election year was around.
If your man wants to share too much 'powder' and less power, then you need to do your math: Do you need a man, or you need that cash in his pocket?? If you are in for the money, just send those 50 bucks for charity as a proof of 'purchase.' That would prove these AdSense geeks wrong. We can send our car model if you want..?
- Countless Reasons Why Your Man Won't Commit...!
Why he won't commit? Is he becoming more of a player? He won't make his move after those long months? What are the red flags to look after? Do you deserve better? Just take a look into our analysis... with some some humorous remarks.
My boyfriend hits the 'shirt' out of me, but I'm still with him -- Unchained melody from Montana
You are not alone 'Unchained'!! The IRS does the same but is 'legit' I know right? What's love got to do with it ! SHOOT! In a way we all are masochists and come for more. We all need some kind of release of energy. But if you want to pay him back, just get ready for the big scape.
Start watching 'sleeping with the enemy' and 'enough' with JLO. Every now and then try to cheat on the price of your Kotex, and that muscle milk powder of his. The guy from GNC can help you with that. Good luck... and hit hard!
I'm a guy. But my wife wants me to change. Should I? Undecided from New York
Did you? Did she? I'm lost on this one! You want to change your clothes? Probably ways...? In any case, I would have to ask HP moderators to stop this semi-spamming questions from reaching us. We don't think you belong to each other; just a hunch, ya know? To be on the safe side, change for your own good, and change your whole life. She would kill ya? Then you can get in touch with the first couple I answered to. If YOU want their Email and phone number, send those 9 page disclaimer forms back to us. Signed them all! Thanks!
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