My Name Is Ralwus
My name is Ralwus.
Nope! I didn’t misspell it.
And I’m a lot like a lot,
But you can’t tell it!
I’m my own man,
I drive my own train.
I’ve done it all,
And there’s not much more to gain.
Full speed ahead.
Heap some coals on that fire.
We ain’t done yet,
And I have enough desire.
Give me the sun!
Who’s the one,
Who says,
It can’t be done?
Roll on! By the empty box cars,
And the shanties!
I need to wipe my eyes darling.
How about give me your panties?!
Is that surprise in your eyes?
Just wait till you know me.
You’ll be laughing so hard!
I’ll make you pee!
It was long ago,
I left the highway,
Better than Frank Sinatra,
Having it his way.
My main mode of transport,
Is the written word, the verse.
I tell it like it is.
I might just curse.
It’s all fun,
Unless my butt’s in a rut.
There’s many that say,
I’m a clear-cut nut.
But I write the songs,
Don’t care about a nay-sayer,
I’ll write what I please.
I ain’t running for Mayor.
But I push a lot of buttons,
That I know are right.
I’m a lover not a fighter,
But I know how to fight.
Shovel the coal.
Let's get down the tracks.
We’ve had enough of the world,
Breaking our backs.
There's a load of manure,
Waiting ahead.
I’ll get all I can get,
Watch the manure I spread!
Shovel that coal!
Let’s get on with it!
I’m laughing and loving,
And still full of
SOUL-man!
Micky Dee
A couple of us thought we might have a big old "Ralwus Party" so we called about all of Ralwus' friends.
50 Caliber's computer was down so I had to write him a letter.
I knew it would get there in plenty of time.
Of course 50 Caliber said he'd ride his motorcycle out there. That started a bunch of others to want to ride a special machine out there too.
50 put new pipes on his bike though. His hearing ain't what it used to be.
Wayne Brown jumped right on that and got his machine tuned up.
Wayne Brown's new bike is really different from his older bike.
Yep! This is Micky's bike.
It was custom made to go as far as the gas held out.
This was the most popular bike with most of the guys.
But our guys are truly patriotic!
Seemed everyone had a date but Micky Dee!
My bike is a one-seater anyway!
It was a great party until this guy showed up!
Yep! As you might have guessed it.
Things started getting out of hand!
The cops come in and it's all over now!
I wasn't doing NOTHING!
I was taking pictures like I always do and this was the last I remember!
Poems by the Ralwus Dude!
The lady fans of Ralwus are missing because there are just TOO many!
I'd wear my fingers to the bone putting all of the friends of Ralwus here.
So go over to where Ralwus is and you'll meet hundreds to thousands!
