ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

She Rubbed Me The Wrong Way

Updated on October 12, 2010


She was a blond hot “thang”,

In a convertible Mustang.

She looked at me and I looked at her,

Seemed we both had a little “stir”.



She had that whole package,

With the bod and pretty face.

And when she smiled at me,

I knew she had great taste!



She must have that “inner eye”,

As she seemed to look beyond my blues.

Man! She got beyond my long hair,

And beyond my limp and even tattoos!



Maybe I’m not that ogre in the mirror.

Maybe someone sees the man inside.

Maybe this one can see my inner soul.

This renaissance man has finally arrived.



She drove on as I marveled in the lot,

Of the serendipity at Mall-Wart.

We put people up on the moon,

But can’t return a shopping cart.



I drive on with an inner peace.

Knowing that I’m seen in a different light.

I’m lifted up by the vision of another.

I just wish I hadn’t glanced to the right.



There was that convertible,

She waved and smiled again.

Then she curled that wave,

And motioned me to pull in.



I already had a little gasp,

And a bit of a hard “swaller”,

When I saw that Tang,

At the Rub-A-Dub massage parlor.




It’s no big deal.



There’s not much to say.



She and her magic fingers,



                                                   just rubbed me,



                                                                                    the wrong way.



Micky Dee



Mustang Sally - Wilson Pickett

Wilson Pickett has a profound hit of the century about a "Mustang Sally"!


Buddy Guy : Mustang Sally

Buddy Guy takes "Mustang Sally" ahead a few years.


Late Nite Blues brothers-LIVE! Mustang Sally

The Blues Brothers add some fantastic sax.


The Commitments - Mustang Sally

The Commitments are definitely committed to "Mustang Sally".!


7yr old Sam - Mustang Sally

7 year old Sam is committed to "Mustang Sally" and he's 7!


Creedence Clearwater Revival - Mustang Sally

Creedence Clearwater Revival goes to town with  Mustang Sally, by Wilson Pickett!


Mustang Sally - Eddie Grey style

Eddie Grey Style is a smooth ride!


Your favorite Mustang Sally Music video?

What's your vote for the best "Mustang Sally"?

See results

More hubs by GREAT hubbers!

Hollywood Elite - part 8 - Tony Curtis by pmccray

Watch out, Micky Dee – here comes Tony McGee! by tonymac

Halloween Blessed Be Witches And Warlocks, Come In And Sit By My Warm Cauldron, I have Lot's Of Magic To Show You! by Nell Rose



It's amazing the photos you can get on the internet.

I took photos and I changed them with a bit of computer magic.

I distorted them and shrank them to have an unrecognizable photo.

This is for the privacy of the person in the picture.

I went through hundreds.

But I was amazed at the car washing industry.

It is astonishing, how many young women are hard at work washing cars!


working

This website uses cookies

As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://corp.maven.io/privacy-policy

Show Details
Necessary
HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
Features
Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
Marketing
Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
Statistics
Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)
ClickscoThis is a data management platform studying reader behavior (Privacy Policy)