From a golfing friend of mine...

  1. OLYHOOCH profile image60
    OLYHOOCHposted 5 years ago


    The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends
    over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
    'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any
    skivvies?', Ole demanded.
    Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'
    The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and
    says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'

    Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball
    on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.
    'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'
    She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
    Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , 'For the
    sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'

    Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
    'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta hell are yer drawers?'
    She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'
    The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb......
    Tidy yerself up a bit.

    1. N.E. Wright profile image81
      N.E. Wrightposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      OMG.  LOL.  This was just funny.

  2. Matt in Jax profile image80
    Matt in Jaxposted 5 years ago

    Woooow. Funny joke.