I said "Hi" to one yesterday, and broke out in hives! God, they're disgusting!
I told my children, "Don't you ever ever talk to a Liberal!"
They said, "How do you know it's a Liberal?"
"It's eating arrugula and reading the New York Times. And drinking Starbucks.
And has its hand out for your money to pay for it!"
"Ok mom.....sheeeeesh, get a grip"
No, but by God, my children will!
It's on every right-wing web-site.
Guarenteed to detect a Liberal from 100 feet.
Only cost $139.99....I'd say that's a bargain!
Filthy human beings. What'd a Rep call them....racoons? Oh no, that was poor people, the other blood-sucking scum.
Real liberals don't drink Starbucks. It's run by The Man.
Holy Crap... does that mean I either have to change my political affiliation or give up Starbucks?
That's gonna take a LOT of thought and I most likely must convert to conservatism. Civil rights be damned! I need my mocha iced latte.
Do I have to wear ugly red polyester dresses and have a 1980 hair helmet to join?
I was being facetious, because I was responding to a facetious post. Liberals come in all shapes, sizes, and tastes in beverages.
LOL, I got the facetiousness I was being sarcastic and making outrageous generalizations. Watch out, I was considering being ironic and quite possibly resorting to hyperbole.
Met a right winger - prob a Beck moron, so dumb he didn't know he works for a socialist agency.
So dumb he doesn't know he is a socialist.
"Met a right winger", not so sharp myself today,
forgot to say he worked for the Veterans Administration. Reminds me of the army, where they all hated communism and socialism on the tax payer government dime. Now that's dumb.
Omg--I just had a horrible nightmare about Liberals!! They were chasing me-- asking for my money with their hands out! Oh my God , it was like The Night of the Living Dead! ohgodohgodohgod...what if I see one today? What will I do??
"Dear God, please protect me from Liberals today...I promise I'll be good!"
If this keeps up, I'll be afraid to leave my house.....must make sure my kids don't see my distress.
Oh Why, OH WHY do Liberals have to exist????
Made it home safe......now have to go pick up the grandson.
I wonder if any of his teachers are Liberals? I should have asked before I put him in that Vipers Nest!
Most likely they are...since they belive in hugs and feel good garbage!
Cripes....they're gonna turn him into a gd fairy!
Ordered my Lib Guard...should get here in a few weeks. None too soon either!
You KNOW that is the Haven for Liberals!!!
politicalcorrectness, antibullying, mealy-mouthed Liberal crap!
Just tell em America is the best, we believe in the Judeo-Christian God, and be done with it. Freakin Liberals.......all about "multi-culturalism", respecting different points of view......GOD--when will it ever end????
OMG! They just said the liberalcane will come ashore as a cat 3! The healthcare surge will affect 98% of the coastal population.
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