Any interesting Oneliners, proverbs, quotes, jokes, sayings or thoughts that provoke laughter or deep thoughts !!:)
My fav : "We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."
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You can measure you age by the size of your dreams.
"A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist."
It is not load that breaks one down, It is the way one takes it...
i'm kinda philosophical, and even though this isnt technically a one-liner, i say it heaps:
'a blessing ignored is a curse,
an opportunity missed is a regret,
a dream unfollowed is a nightmare,
and a moment spent in embarassment is better than a moment spent wondering'
or you could always go with 'THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!'
works very well with guys who dont think through what theyre saying :P
"Remember that some people exist simply to serve as a warning to others."
"Never argue with an idiot, those watching may not know the difference."
"I will drag you down to my level and beat you with experience."
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
"Sometimes, to do what's right, we have to be steady and give up the things we want most. Even our dreams."
A quote I never forget from my Grandmother.
" BUY CHEEP, BUY TWICE ! "
"If wishes were horses, beggars would ride."
"Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy."
Or my personal favorite...
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