The Whopper Spaniel
This meaty little creature is every American's favorite (and a particular hit with little boys everywhere)! Whether one prefers them plain, or with the works, it seems it's hard to resist the frisky antics of these flame-broiled pets.
Caring for these high-calorie canines can be quite a handful for anyone, though. They tend to put on fat rather easily, and are best kept on a bed of lettuce. If you should happen to be going away on vacation, don't trust him to friends — they may just quarter him at the pound. You're probably better off taking the little fella with you, after placing him in his cardboard carryall.
The Whopper Spaniel is becoming so popular that some think he should be crowned the King of all pets. And what a show dog he is; Whopper pavilions are cropping up all across the nation, seemingly along every highway and byway. This cute critter has even starred in his own TV Commercials!
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When your kids start screaming that they want their own little pet, remember to look for the true sign of pedigree. The real Whopper can be easily identified by its distinctive sesame-seed-speckled buns!
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Here we see a proud Formal Maggot, clad in his best attire.