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My dog farted

  1. Maria Cecilia profile image84
    Maria Ceciliaposted 7 years ago

    it's becoming frequent, is there something wrong with him?

    1. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      wrong with him?

      Only if he is farting out of his ears

      1. Maria Cecilia profile image84
        Maria Ceciliaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        hahaha very clever, oh I am sure he is not farting out of his ears

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      yep I heard it.  Truth




      http://s4.hubimg.com/u/3953287_f248.jpg

      1. Maria Cecilia profile image84
        Maria Ceciliaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        yes they do fart I'm a witness

  2. Let'sPlayNintendo profile image61
    Let'sPlayNintendoposted 7 years ago

    Maybe he ate something bad.

    1. Maria Cecilia profile image84
      Maria Ceciliaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      thanks I will try to list down what he had eaten lately

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    klarawieckposted 7 years ago

    Check his stool. He might have diarreah. If he does, you need to take him to the vet. He might have worms or might be another health issue. Check for stomach growls, etc. My dog had that problem years ago and the vet recommended I give her a pepsid pill every morning. She doesn't get it bad anymore.

    1. Maria Cecilia profile image84
      Maria Ceciliaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      oh yes I will try to listen to his stomach.... or maybe he needs to be deworm again? his last was last February?

  4. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    I refuse to follow any advice, no matter how sage and informed, which starts with the sentence "Check his stool"

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      klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Oh, C'mon Greek! The ancients used to do it all the time!!!

      1. Greek One profile image76
        Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        that's why there are all dead

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          klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Then why do we think of them as Wise?

          1. Greek One profile image76
            Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Wise?

            You put up me up against Plato in a debate right now.. and I bet you he will not only lose, but will have nothing to say

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              klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              You wouldn't even know which one is Plato! You Canadians are all the same!!! roll

              1. Greek One profile image76
                Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                Plato is Mickey's dog, silly

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        china manposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Most parts of the world still do - it is the best way to check if you have anyhting nasty inside you big_smile

        The dog - you are feeding him the wsrong things, stop giving him the KFC and McDonalds and move to some kind of biscuit based dog biscuit.

        1. Greek One profile image76
          Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          i might try that myself..

          do they come in chocolate or mocha?

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            china manposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            I have seen them in mini-burger shapes, bone shapes, vegetable shapes - so they probably do - but make sure you drink loads of water with them or they bind you up and you won't get a stool to check big_smile

            1. Greek One profile image76
              Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              I'm Greek.. I can always find someone to check my stools if need be

              smile

        2. Maria Cecilia profile image84
          Maria Ceciliaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          guys thanks for your answers they are all informative

      3. blondepoet profile image75
        blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I found my grandfathers tooth in my chihuahas stool.

        1. Greek One profile image76
          Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          i guess that is better than finding your chihuahas' stool in your grandfathers teeth

          1. blondepoet profile image75
            blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Haha well it practically was, grandad washed it up and popped it back in his dentures.

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          klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          lol

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          china manposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          If it was on a full bridge you would have noticed I guess big_smile

        4. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          ...thanks for the shoes BP!  lol...they came in handy!

    2. Jim Hunter profile image59
      Jim Hunterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I concur.

      1. blondepoet profile image75
        blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Jim errr ummmm...can I say you look a little constipated in this pic, here let me work it out with a pencil.

        1. mega1 profile image79
          mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          you never cease to surprise me - the things you can do with a pencil, even!

          1. blondepoet profile image75
            blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Ha Cindyvine is responsible for making me queen of all enemas smile

  5. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    ....lol...this is an odd thread...lol....excuse me....

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    klarawieckposted 7 years ago

    How did we go from checking dog crap to hamburgers?

    1. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      The mentioning of the word 'McDonalds' was the obvious bridge between the two

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    klarawieckposted 7 years ago

    Figures! The only advice Maria Cecilia received came from a turtle! Animals look after each other!

    1. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      only advice??

      I told her to check his ears!

      If you would have done that instead of looking at poop, you might not be sick right now!

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        klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Hey! Leave me alone! Do you know what happens to turtles when they get gas?!!! It's the most humiliating thing ever! Everyone knows you let one go!!!

        1. mega1 profile image79
          mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I thought you were just blowing bubbles!

          1. blondepoet profile image75
            blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Omg omg I found a turtle on the road a year ago and tried to save his life I put him in the back seat.
            Oh and then suddenly coming down the mountain was this stench. Omg you mean he was farting?
            Oh it was so bad I had to put him out...
            Sorry Olly Turtle but I am sure you found a new place to call your home.

            1. mega1 profile image79
              mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

              sorry, I didn't realize you own a chihuahua when I made reference to them in an earlier thread.  Perhaps you didn't know that and so I apologize for calling your attention to what I said that you didn't read or even care about.  Chihuahuas are "special"  - I really think that.  I cannot, however, define "special"!  smile

              1. blondepoet profile image75
                blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                LMAO Megs never read what you said about them, even if I did I would not blink a heavily clad mascara eyelash lol. I have heard them being called little rats and I think that's funny
                Do you know any good blonde jokes lol?
                Hit me with them........
                Hit me with your rythmn stick
                Hit me hard and hit me quick
                Hit me hit me HIT ME
                Tis just a song,,,,,,

                1. mega1 profile image79
                  mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  shhhhh - listen!  I'll tell you one!

                  Q:  why do blondes wear green lipstick?

                  A:  because red means "stop"!

                  1. blondepoet profile image75
                    blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    Hahahaha love it....now I know why I lean towards green

                    http://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad258/leilad2000/Animation/FunnyAnimalslolFunnyKittenCaptai-7.gif

  8. Pearldiver profile image82
    Pearldiverposted 7 years ago

    I think he might be suffering from what we call "being backwards in coming forward!" hmm
    It is a common disorder and the degree of it's seriousness is determined by the odor of the fart and the dog's breath! If it is Gross, then the dog is in need of a vet to re-tweek his internal works, which has effectively reversed.
    The Dog is actually trying to communicate with you! Probably trying to tell you to feed it Soft food as it does not have teeth to break up Hard feed in it's tail end!
    Have you watched to see if the dog is eating with the right end and not using it's tail as a spoon? hmm
    I'm sure that there's a 1-800 # for a vet who can tell you from the farts exactly what the dog is saying! smile
    What a Claim to Fame eh? roll
    Good Luck .... Don't worry if it does Head Stands when you let it outside.. It is Trying to relieve itself! smile

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      http://s3.hubimg.com/u/3953446_f248.jpg

    2. Maria Cecilia profile image84
      Maria Ceciliaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      thanks again will check my dog from time to time

    3. Maria Cecilia profile image84
      Maria Ceciliaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Pearl diver can you elaborate what "re Tweek" means?

      1. Pearldiver profile image82
        Pearldiverposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Sure.... But Are You Sure you REALLY want me too? hmm

        'Re-Tweeking' is merely putting something back to as it was before.

        In your dog's case, if he is suffering from the 'Backwards in Coming Forwards' Disorder, then he needs to be put back to normal. 
        That's why I asked if he was displaying the signs of using his tail as a spoon when he is eating hmm 

        And MC to check the validity of what I have suggested.. it might also be worth checking to see if your legs are the same length hmm

  9. paradigmsearch profile image94
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    "My dog farted"

    Since it’s frequent, strap him to the roof of the car (facing forward). You will increase your gas mileage.

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    When I fart my dogs fly. My stools are fine.

    1. blondepoet profile image75
      blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Hahahaha
      Morning handsome smile

  11. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    also I'll name some blonde "inventions"

    1.Tricycle kickstand
    2.Solar flashlight
    3.Fire proof matches
    4.Inflatable dartboard
    5.Glass hammer
    6.Black light bulb
    7.Boomerang grenade

    1. blondepoet profile image75
      blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Hahahaha LMAO I think I just peed my pants...
      Oh I got to write these ones down and tell my friends

      http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Halloween/scarymonalisa.gif

  12. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    Oh. ok then.  here's another:

    Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.

    Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

    1. blondepoet profile image75
      blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahaha I think I just spat when I was laughing on my keyboard......brb got to tell this one to my friend who is here.

  13. Mikeydoes profile image77
    Mikeydoesposted 7 years ago

    If farting was a problem all of my dogs would be goners. Some nights it smells awful!

    1. blondepoet profile image75
      blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Ohhhhhhhhh I'm glad we are not married LMAO

  14. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

    He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

    The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

    Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor.

    You rotten bastard, "says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!

    1. blondepoet profile image75
      blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol Meg you are turning into a blonde...
      What did you say???

  15. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    ...too bad!...my cat did too!

    1. blondepoet profile image75
      blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      So did my mate sitting beside me and I can tell you its rotten

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        ...that's too bad 2!....move 'em out of the way...outta the house!

        1. blondepoet profile image75
          blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          he is in the bathroom now....thank god it is nearly all over LMAO

  16. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    so, yeh, Thanksgiving is the time everybody who has a dog lets them come in and join the festivities, right? My friends and their blue heeler loved to share Thanksgiving with us and we always went to their house for a big feast - turkey and all.  And so the dog is sitting under the table getting the scraps everybody is handing him and finally he's had enough so he goes and lies down next to the fireplace.  About 10 minutes later as we were having dessert he starts cutting the stinky ones.  We all had to go outside, it was so bad!!

    (I think we are all turning into blondes) smile

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol...not me!

      1. blondepoet profile image75
        blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Lol you sure now...........come over to the dark side with us I mean the blonde side....

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          ....okay if it's dark over there...count me in!

          http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy317/mlmvicbc/727603486_l.gif

    2. blondepoet profile image75
      blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I thought you were going to say he farted near the fireplace and the fire was too close and he shot out a blue flame from his rear end ROFL.

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        that would have been too cool!  but no, we all went outside and then we went for a hike and when we came back, nobody felt like eating any of the leftovers at all!  and that damn dog was still lying there fartin and grinning and dreaming and running after rabbits in his sleep!  So I went on home cuz it was still pretty stinky in there!  I didn't even feel hungry for more pie. sad

  17. waynet profile image72
    waynetposted 7 years ago

    I find it funny when dogs fart, they look at their arses and seem to look puzzled, like where did that sound come from? and then they sniff their arse and then just put their head down and say oh me!

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      yea, i've seen that ...'cept the old dogs...they could care less!

    2. blondepoet profile image75
      blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Lol dogs always have their head in their bums don't they ???

  18. Maria Cecilia profile image84
    Maria Ceciliaposted 7 years ago

    Thanks guys for your replies, it made me laugh in the middle of the night hahahaah

 
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