My Humor Needs an Audience!!!
I Will Not Be Ignored!!!
I was going through some of my hubs and realized that I am very funny. Sometimes though, my greatest wit is shown in my comments. I thought I would publish my more humorous comments in one hub so all of my numerous fans do not have to search all over Hubpages to see every word I write (I know you do).
This hub focuses on comments from my own hubs. Later (if I am not flagged for publishing comments), I will put together hubs that focus on comments I made in the forums and on other people's hubs.
From My Hubs
Horror Movies That Don't Suck:
supafly says: There is one big problem...these demons look just like regular human beings. way to give the whole movie away dumbass.
imadork says: Supafly...I did not give away anything. The fact that the demons look like regular humans is not a spoiler. Watch the movie before you call me a dumbass. If you have seen the movie then you need a few more IQ points to understand the movie.
jjrubio says: Wow that was very well written as interesting as it was. I was caught off guard about the "passing gas" but hey it pulled me in...=)
imadork says: Thanks jjrubio. A good fart story can rival the works of Shakespeare.
Is Wii Cool? Yeah Man, Wii's Cool.
blowballs says: By the way....you hold the "B" button to hang on to the ball before letting it go in bowling...not the "A" button genius. May wanna correct that on your nintendo-ass-kissing rampage you've posted here Wii Wii sucker.
imadork says: Sorry Blowballs. I will do that for you right now. Damn...and I thought I was a dork. I believe you take the cake. By the way...I would like to see you talk to me like that to my face, pussy.
Bah Humbug!!! The Scrooge Nobody Mentions.
blowballs says: Everyone knows Johnny Depp's Chocolate movie was just fine in it's own respect. He did a great job. Not that it can be compared at all with the original...it is a solid movie on it's own plateau. What's wrong with you? (well, coming from a homosexual who's not into musicals....but then goes and lists a plethora of them that he's in love with, what else can we expect, right?) Damn, I'm mean.
imadork says: Blowballs: EVERYONE knows? You sure are real sure of yourself. A little tip...never say absolutes like that; it makes you look stupid.
PS...Charlie and the Chocolate Factory sucks! Only homos like that version.
Deep Thoughts - by Paris Hilton
Cris A says: are you close friends with her? or do you just happen to be telepathic? or you are indeed Paris trying to be a hubber (can't tell from the avatar though)? LOL
imadork says: I channeled her. Here's how you do it:
Step 1: Clear your mind of everything.
Cris A says: Woooow (drooling)
dana825 says: hahaha this was funny. i can tell you are clearly not into dumbasses like paris hilton.
imadork says: Thanks Dana! Paris is like a Jack-O-Lantern...Nice to look at but not much substance within.
The Truth Behind US Airway Crash on the Hudson:
goldentoad says: Killing me! I hope we can duck them in the future and provide safety for all...
imadork says: Yes Goldentoad. The media seems to be downplaying this. Canadian Geese my ass!!!
(click link above understand the joke)
goldentoad says: man, just stroke your little pet and relax.
imadork says: I'm spanking my monkey as I type. It's hard to spank my monkey one handed.
goldentoad says: I thought it was an Aye-Aye...
imadork says: An aye-aye is a type of monkey I guess. My aye-aye is a bad boy and needs a good spanking every now and then.
goldentoad says: I just wish your aye-aye would quit looking at me.
imadork says: The aye-aye pic on this hub is taken from the net. My aye-aye is missing an eye. I still spank away on that one-eyed aye-aye!
Bret Michaels: Love Eludes the Rockin' Romeo:
sukkran says: hi, great hub. i like it.
imadork says: Thanks Sukkran! My famished ego needs compliments like a tweaking housewife needs a mop and bucket. I appreciate it!
I Have a Man-Crush On Jack Bauer:
snowballs says: Oh.....and by the way, your attraction to Jack Bauer in no way affects your sexual orientation. I think if Jack was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
imadork says: Blow/Snowballs: Thanks for the compliment. If Jack was gay I'd still hang out with him. I wouldn't do anything; just hang out watching tv...maybe with our shirts off, like a couple of bros having a good time.
I'm Gonna Mind Fcuk the Siht Outta You!:
earnestshub says: Very bloody funny! We Australians are not very funny so we put bloody in a sentence like an excaimation mark, hoping that will be funny enough to sound funny. Funny eh?
imadork says: Earnest: Crikey! You sure are a bloke who yabbers alot! Seems like you been hittin' the boozers or bottle-os a bit much! Good onya though with a gutfull of piss and the wobbly boot on. Go take a Pommy shower and if you feel stuffed, beat on the old fella and crash.
Hubs About Me!!!
- Ode To I M A Dork
O Dork, with whose hilarious gloryLong, long the Hub Pages will recount!We guffaw in the wake of your story,Your fawning fans fall all around. “Hilarious man ! Here you are... - Imadork's OFFICIAL Worship Page
Comments
That ham looks so perfect it just might be plastic..just sayin!!
LOL funny hub man!
Very funny hub! What's with that blowballs douchebag? Somebody give him a binky.
keep trying.
pam--:-))
I guess it would have to, imadork.....
OH! I'm sorry for calling him blue balls then. :) Sorry blowballs. I'm just a crazy fan trying to protect the object of my fanning.
So do you need to talk? I know you're a tortured artist and all, but I'm here. Sometimes unloading helps.
Pest, looks like the turn is snowballs...no that's not it....blue balls...no...blowballs, that's it.
what has taken a turn for the worse?
Laughter is ALWAYS the best medicine!!! Drama is overrated.
Everything okay?
Imadork--you're ALWAYS funny. You having an off day today???? :-))
You're welcome. Come on over. It would be nice to see an old friend. ;) (Damn you!! Glad I don't rigorously insisted upon the rights of anonymity.)
Oh man...I'm your biggest fan. You're the funniest writer in the world!!! I've read all of your posts at least 10 times each and I die of laughter at everyone of them!! Even the serious ones cause they're just soooooo dammmmmn funny!!! And to think that you even went a step further and did us all the HUGE favor of collecting comments from some of your very own posts to show us even further just how very funny you are. How can we ever repay you for the joy your responses bring to us? I think "real" funny people don't usually comment on their own funniness, but we don't hold that against you at all!! You go girl! Hope this stroked your tiny ego a little more, which by the way is like herpes: just when you'd hoped it was gone for good, it rears its ugly head once more. Put on your big girl panties and deal with ego stroke bitch!
OMG...Your 2 funny! My kids think I'm nuts because I'm laughing hysterically at my puter...Thanks, I needed that!
I'm glad I got included in this!
Best Sally Field impersonation ever!!!
hehe.... thanks for the laughs. ; ) I hope to see more like this one, this was funny. ; )
Who's betta than you? I'm giving you a standing o right now, except my mom told me to sit down.
Ah! It's so wonderful to see that the 'agency' is working like a fine tuned, well oiled machine!!!! And !!!! a few more for good measure. :D
imadork, it's priceless that you put so many of your funny comments on one page. You know I'm a big fan of your humor. Very funny hub here, it's kind of like Reader's Digest condensed version of imadork's best. :)
I'm just sorry that I'm missing so much right now...which reminds me...
Thank you Cris A for sending me a quick link here! My internet sucks right now, so I'm missing all the good stuff. I'm an internetless, hubless bitch. :(
I miss you all! :)
Hilarious!!! I am a huge fan!!!!!! (Lots of exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
You write some pretty funny stuff Imadork. I wish I was half as witty.
all this, and modest too.....
You are funny, Iamadork, that's why I became your fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Aye
lifebydesign
i think you should check out imadork's hub on the aye-aye and you'll see what i mean :D
Cris A what are you on about?
Pam Roberson told me to follow LifeByDesign around, so I guess I'll have to look at your stuff whether I want to or not.
don't do it dork, what about the groupie?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Can you bring back the Aye-Aye now? I'm tired of you lookin' at me.
Pam Roberson sent me, also. She said to give you a whole bunch of exclamation points. Here ya go: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no pam, runs the agency so she just sent me. so be inspired...whatever...
now don't be green toady, you have your own posse of adoring gramps!
ouch! dork, I guess you don't rock.
Waddya mean? I'll just join the other adoring fans you have. :-)
I've seen some of your stuff and it is funny! I'll just have to follow you around now imadork so I don't miss a bit...!
Hey you needn't shout it, I'll hear you okay with one "!" okay????
besides I was sent here by Pam Roberson... yes, I'm a male muse so what's funny?
hahaha - imadork - the things a woman has to put up with when she gets married!! :D
Have I told you you rock? Oh I did? Okay, nice hub then :D
imadork - you are unique - loved this ROFL!
I STOP EVERYTHING I AM DOING IF I SAW A NEW HUB BY IMADORK BECAUSE I KNOW IT WILL ROCK!
YOU ARE THE MOST FUNNY GUY ON HUBPAGES, AND I'M GLAD THAT AYE-AYE IS NO LONGER AROUND TO KEEP LOOKIN' AT ME!
Yes You are so funny great HUb
Mandy
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