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As The HubNugget Turns

Updated on August 7, 2009


Like sands through the hourglass, so are the HubNuggets of our lives.


Last Time on As The HubNugget Turns

Last time on As The HubNugget Turns, we learned that certain members of the HubNuggets team are wanted by the law. Marshall ProCW vowed to catch the varmints, along with his volunteer posse of one - Funride. Meanwhile, "Yosemite" Patty Inglish pondered on how to get the gravy stains out of B.T. Evilpants' fur, as B.T. passive-aggressively 'persuaded' readers to vote. As all that was happening, Ripplemaker McGee slipped out of harm's way using her secret synergy leveraging weapon.  Wild Shirley Anderson took advantage of the melee to sneak out the back door and find the closest pasture. Oh, it was a wild week in HubNuggetdom. Even Ryan (Hup) Hupfer found himself in a bit of hot water for all around, general mayhem.

This week, we see Marshall ProCW on a stake-out as he tries to outfox the wiley HubNuggets scoundrels. Patty Inglish is shining her cannon parts as B.T. Evilpants goes on a butter tart bender. Ripplemaker is signing up recruits to join her league of synergy followers, while Shirley Anderson tries her hand at bull-tipping.

Does the Marshall collect the bounty on the HubNuggets fugitives? Can Patty and B.T. possibly outsmart the law while gravy trafficing? Just how far will Ripplemaker go to build her synergy leveraging empire and will Shirley Anderson step in a cow patty while tippy-toeing through the field?

These questions and more will be answered, so be sure to stay tuned.

You're not going to want to miss finding out:

Will the HubNugget Wannabes set voting records this week?

Graphic by ProCW and B.T. Evilpants
Graphic by ProCW and B.T. Evilpants

Please Vote for Your Favourite HubNugget Here

Click the circle beside your favourite hub, then click the vote button at the bottom of this poll

See results
Graphic by Cam Anjou
Graphic by Cam Anjou

A Present for HubNugget Wannabes

Are you one of this week's Wannabes? Then you are going to want to promote your nominated hub like crazy. To help you advertise, Cam Anju has designed a graphic, which you are free to insert into your specially chosen hub. Readers will be able to immediately see that they've arrived at a HubNugget contender's work. This is a great chance for you to ask for their vote.

Tune in Tomorrow

(Dramatic closing music)

Find out which Wannabes take the top 5 spots and who will go to the craziest lengths to promote their hub.

Learn whether or not ProCW falls asleep during his stake-out or catches the HubNugget villians. Does Patty Inglish shave off B.T. Evilpants' fur and how the heck is Shirley Anderson going to get that cow doo off her sandals? Will Ripplemaker and Hup save the day for all of them?

Whew! It's going to be a nail-bitter!


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