Sagacious Sunday

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  1. paradigmsearch profile image89
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    Paradigmsearch is depressed. Having a 2-year traffic low can do that to a person.

    I humbly request to be un-depressed by my fellow Hubbers.

  2. DrMark1961 profile image96
    DrMark1961posted 5 years ago

    This goes so far beyond what any hubber can help you with.
    Now is the time to take out your pet lizard (you did get one, right?) and share a drink or jar of nice mealworms. Only your pet lizard will understand what you are going through.

    1. paradigmsearch profile image89
      paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      http://www.fws.gov/southwest/refuges/newmex/sanandres/Photoshop_gallery/Reptiles_Amphibians/images/Greater-Earless-Lizard-Cophosaurus-texanus-mw.jpg
      We laid in bed all night. But it just wasn't enough. I need more...

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        Sarra Garrettposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        you need a guinea pig for a pet.  Quick run out to the pet store and get one! smile

      2. DrMark1961 profile image96
        DrMark1961posted 5 years agoin reply to this

        I went to the beach earlier this evening and discussed your situation with my Zen therapist. She feels there are two ways to overcome hubpression. Write a great hub that will garner millions of views, like "New Android Apps for the 2013 Hamster Iphone", or buy a dog and learn kinhin.
        Of course Sarra´s suggestion is good if you are not allergic.

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      Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

      twss

  3. paradigmsearch profile image89
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    And I am still hammering this one into the ground... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJMVj04lfyo

  4. lindalou1963 profile image73
    lindalou1963posted 5 years ago
  5. Marcy Goodfleisch profile image95
    Marcy Goodfleischposted 5 years ago

    Top 10 Reasons for paradigmsearch to Un-Depress:

    10)  It's not you; there's probably something wrong with Google
    9)  You're among friends - we love you!
    8) It can only go up (eventually, anyway . . .)
    7) All the writers with more traffic than you probably don't deserve it.
    6) Art and Intellect don't pay well anyway.
    5) It's always darkest before the sun (or some such cliche).
    4) It only hurts when you laugh (another such cliche).
    3) There are probably a ton of Hubbers way down on the list after you.
    2) It's only money.

    And the top reason?

    1)  If you got traffic stats and money from your forum posts, you'd be at the top of the list!

    1. paradigmsearch profile image89
      paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      I have made the decision to hunt you down. However, you will have to give me more information in your profile. Or, drop me a note.

      1. Marcy Goodfleisch profile image95
        Marcy Goodfleischposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Hunt me down? Does this involve weapons of assault? Well, I don't give my weight in my profile, but just aboit everything else is there, except my astrological data or something!  I hope you are officially un-depressed now?  I worked hard on that list - just for you.

        1. paradigmsearch profile image89
          paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          You truly are a good, kind, decent, and awesome person. Just saying...

          1. Marcy Goodfleisch profile image95
            Marcy Goodfleischposted 5 years agoin reply to this

            Awww!  You made my day!  wink

            1. paradigmsearch profile image89
              paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this

              I am amazed at the number of good people here.

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                Sarra Garrettposted 5 years agoin reply to this

                It's cuz we luv u

                1. paradigmsearch profile image89
                  paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this

                  I needed that. big_smile

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                    Sarra Garrettposted 5 years agoin reply to this

                    big_smile

  6. gmwilliams profile image86
    gmwilliamsposted 5 years ago

    Hope you will feel much, much better.
    http://s4.hubimg.com/u/7571019_f248.jpg  I am hoping THIS TIME that the picture will upload successfully.  Good night, para!

  7. A Driveby Quipper profile image60
    A Driveby Quipperposted 5 years ago

    Maybe, you should not invest so much into a loser's bet.

    1. paradigmsearch profile image89
      paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this
      1. A Driveby Quipper profile image60
        A Driveby Quipperposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Sorry, I don't get it. There is nothing fun there.

        My point is this . . . why sweat the small stuff? Don't waste energy chasing rabbits. Save it for the bear.

        1. paradigmsearch profile image89
          paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          You are right.

 
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