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   Beth37posted 10 years ago

   I just wanted to say, it was nice meeting everyone.
   I probably wont be around much anymore. I have just been awarded the level VI commenter award and I know where this kind of thing leads. I will probably be doing a lot of press which means going on the road, fancy hotels and the like. I'm sure you'll all achieve some modicum of success soon enough, not the level I have achieved, of course, but you're making an attempt, which is so cute. I just want to encourage you to keep plugging away at it and reaching for the stars and maybe someday I'll see you all again. Not here of course, I wouldn't be caught dead here anymore, but look me up in fine book stores everywhere, and the library... that's where you'll see me.... beth37. Phone's ringing... probably Oprah... Cheers everyone!

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      Simone Smithposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Just... try to remember us little people!!

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      Handicapped Chefposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Beth37 just want to say congrats and I wish you well keep doing what you do.

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         Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

         Aw, aren't you kind, as always. Thank you sir.

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   seanorjohnposted 10 years ago

   Beth you have achieved greatness.Choose your chat shows wisely. You mustn't fall into the trap of over exposure.

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      Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      You're so wise... Katie Couric called, but she's really fallen quite a distance from where she once was. I think I'll stick to the news themed shows and stay away from the entertainment ones. It was nice to have met you John... It will probably take me a few weeks before I forget you.

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   SimeyCposted 10 years ago

   Do we call you Madam Beth, Lady Beth?

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   R Creighton Gposted 10 years ago

   You've changed, man.

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   psycheskinnerposted 10 years ago

   Is it too soon to try to borrow money and get invitations to exclusive parties?

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   Anti-Valentineposted 10 years ago

   Yeah, she'll be back. Just like all the others.

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   Beth37posted 10 years ago

   Just slumming... had an hour or two between parties. Brad and Angelina wanted to say hello, but they couldn't really understand the concept. I told them you weren't all in the same room together... that you were spread out across the world, that's when George Clooney dropped by and... well... I can't really relay the rest.

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      wildernessposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      It's good to see that someone else has joined the stratospheric ranks of the level VI commentator.  There is some concern in that it took you too long (we suspect a little too much slumming on that HP place) but nevertheless extend you a (tentative) welcome.
      
      Please do limit any further time in the lower class places as it will not be well accepted by the other VI's.

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         Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

         How dare you sir! I am quite certain I am one of a kind. I will contact HP's first thing in the morning and request that you be banned from this site immediately.

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         Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

         I have visited your page... apparently I am not the only level VI commenter. I am a little taken aback by this. This might explain why Barbara Walters didn't return my calls today. I am going to have to take a little time to see how to process this new information. Does this elite group at least have a president? I am thinking I would be the right person for the job considering my ppl skills are so above par.

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            wildernessposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            When you have maintained the level VI for at least 6 months, and have shown yourself capable of properly commenting without resorting to such sordid sites as HP I will put in a word for you with Barbara.
            
            Barb does not normally consort with nube VI's, but with my comment to her she will likely accept your call.  If done with the proper subservient manner.

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               Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

               This is rather humbling, I admit. I did assume I was the only one with this prestigious honor. I guess as long as there are just three... well, with Writing Lover, four of us, I am still among the elite here on HP's... and that's really all that matters to me.

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   jansharesposted 10 years ago

   Welcome to the club, dahling.

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      Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      You too huh? (sigh)
      Alright fine. I'll be assuming the role of president of the VI club.
      Dues will be due on the 1st of every month. You all may forward it straight to my Paypal account.

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   WryLiltposted 10 years ago

   I was like a III. Then, because I didn't comment, it dropped back to a I. I'll just be hiding over in that cupboard...

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      Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I really can't be seen talking to you.

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         wildernessposted 10 years agoin reply to this

         Last warning - you are seriously jeopardizing your status consorting with the plebeian types found here.  Janshares and I have discussed this behavior and, president or not, you will be removed with all dues to be promptly returned if you continue.
         
         A small amount of commenting with an occasionaly V or even IV can be accepted - they need a little boost now and then - but a II?  No, and compounding the problem is that it is the infamous WryLilt!  Once considered for entrance to the IV club, she was instead bounced back to a I for unapproved commenting with nubes - it would be better to stay from that one as she is known for helping the nubes of HP.

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            jansharesposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            Away with her, away with her, into the dungeon goes she! And her little friend WryLilt, too.

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               Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

               I can speak to you, of course, as you're one of us. You do have quite a few awards on your wall so you can be in my intimate circle of friends, as long as you pay your dues in a timely manner.

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            Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

            You're right, of course, but I'm not used to not being loved by the masses. However, I don't want to consort with just anything that has internet access. I find this to be a bit of a quandary. I suppose I will simply have to look at each person's wall and see what their status is before I reply. Thank you sir, you have given me solid advice here.

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    writingloverposted 10 years ago

    Apparently, I missed something great here. Oh, well, better late than never. By the way, I've been a level VI commenter for awhile but I find slumming great fun. Welcome to the club.

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       Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

       Writing Lover... Ive always liked you. I will allow you to hold some kind of office in my administration.

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    Beth37posted 10 years ago

    Holy cow, I just noticed my hubber score is a 99. If I become any more amazing, you all will have to rename this site.

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